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Couple + Sibling/relative third wheel is honestly an S-tier trio dynamic and I wish we saw more of this in media.
"You are my soulmate. We are forged together by battle and tears and love. Also my brother's coming along."
"Yo."
Bonus points if the non-related half of the couple is just as committed to keeping the third wheel around as the related half.
"Isn't it weird that your brother in law is always hanging around?"
"You've got a problem with Andrew?"
If I had immortality I would piss off big dogs and make them attack and kill me so they have to be put down by law and then I'd get up and be fine and do it again. But what if I encountered an immortal dog and we became locked in endless war...? Need to think this through
You could also work for shitty big companies and subtly injure yourself and sue them for millions of dollars and keep doing it over and over again. You'll probably have to wear a fake mustache and glasses so they don't recognize it's you after the sixth time
im going to get peoples pets killed instead ok?
has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive
times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks
post so bad tumblr offers 5 delete buttons and no post button
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post so bad tumblr
offers 5 delete buttons
and no post button
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Funniest justification for gay sex thank you Marlon Brando
fake people pleasers when marlon brando arrives
This world does not move without Black creativity.
ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces
And sluts to sluts.
amen
imagine being a dog and you think your chances are pretty good. and then you look over and there's Mitski getting her wallet out
the great thing about the wuxia genre is you can start a sect called the Evil Blood Cult in a place called Demon Mountain that’s a volcano full of poison and you all wear crazy gothic black and red hanfu and practice Sinister Backstabber Style kung fu and like. that’s not a deterrent to prospective disciples. do all that and a fuckton of bright eyed youngsters will still show up at your door and say hello i would like to join the demon mountain evil blood cult where do i sign up?
Lockheed Martin was at my college's job fair
addicted to sending this clip from twilight to my friends whenever they are in a situation where i think they should lie
I feel like this is what Robert Pattinson sees in his peripheral vision whenever he's doing an interview.
Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression and orgasm acceptance.
storytelling wise. we need more marriage as horror
now i don’t know enough about omegaverse to say anything definitively but from what i have seen it certainly looks like it emulates insects much more than wolves.
like if you’re looking for an animal with strictly defined castes and extensive use of pheromones you are looking for ants i think
*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*
Before June I have to share one of my favorite tiktoks
