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[nobodysdaydreams]

[lightweightkate]

I’ve been cackling about this for like five minutes now

[uncharacter-istically]

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O-okay, let’s get into this, shall we?

*grumbling* Would you rather work for Lex Luthor or the Joker- *shouting* Lex Luthor, by like, a fucking mile!

Yes, yes, working for Lex Luthor is basically like being an Amazon employee that makes weapons of mass destruction, which is bad. Lex is like Donald Trump mixed with Mark Zuckerberg mixed with Jeffrey fucking Bezos, it’s not a great mix. He does not treat his henchmen well. Their lives still suck, and they are probably monitored on how long they take piss breaks for.

But let’s analyze what working for Lex Luthor is like versus the fucking Joker. With Lex you probably get a dental plan, a health plan, a paycheck, and the guy that you’re fighting really cares about human life. Superman will hit you just long enough to knock you out, so you’re not a treat, so he can stop the problem.

If you work for the Joker, your payment is you’re not fucking dead. You say one wrong thing? Bang. You don’t laugh at his jokes? Bang! You do laugh at his jokes? Bang! You think Joker gives a fuck about a henchman?

Who’s Lex Luthor’s right-hand-man? It’s a woman, you sexist, her name is Mercy, she’s awesome. Who’s Joker’s right-hand-man? Bob? Nah, he’s dead. Harley? Tried to kill her multiple times. Slappy? Who the fuck is Slappy?

The best case scenario of working for the Joker is that you fight the fucking Batman! And that presents its own fucking list of problems. If you stop Superman as a Lex Luthor henchman, Lex’ll be pissed, but he’ll be at least happy that Superman was caught. If you stop Batman as a Joker henchman, you better have a fucking coffin picked out yesterday.

This isn’t a fun hypothetical question, this is a screening technique that the doctors at Arkham use to determine your mental health! There is a right and a wrong answer to this question, and the correct one is Lex fucking Luthor. Thank you for coming to my fucking Ted Talk, have a nice day.

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[loveitorreblogit]

Bitch neither I work for Wayne Industries, they got better offers than work these clowns:

[gandalfsbignaturals]

batmans secret special attack is offering all of his enemys henchmen a living wage and guaranteed healthcare

[thelatestkate]

Shop , Patreon , Books and Cards , Mailing List

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Un jour, je serai de retour près de toi.

(One day, I will return to your side)

[babyanimalgifs]

Little fish eats his foods 

(Source)

[bunigojade]

[aflo]

this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him

[identifying-fish-in-posts]

Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)

[duke-of-fire]

[splickedylit]

His Foods :) 👍

[probuccalfat]

i just don’t know if that many of us need to be on the roads driving. we should live in a world where more people can sit that one out

[ramalamacreatures]

My new collection of animal sculptures will be available on my shop in 2 hours! 🌎 10PM BST ● 5PM EDT ● 2PM PDT ● 7AM AEDT.

The collection features Lowland Tapir with Crested Caracara, Greater Hog Badger, Red-footed Booby, Black-spotted Rock Frog and American Woodcock!

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

slimegirl good an d comfy bed safe for princess goo d an comfy lik e water b ed,,.,

[meanbuddhist]

i’m hiding worse, more secret emotions behind my big and obvious ones

[deviantplum]

I am not a Church. Do not seek to worship at my feet. I am not above you. I cannot absolve you.

I am an Old Growth Forest. I have watched you grow. I see the threads that bind us. Rest your head upon my moss and ease your worries here.

And then I will suck your nutrients out with my vast underground network of mycelium. But don't worry about that, we'll get to that part later

[existennialmemes]

We have to get comfortable with change. If anything is going to get better, a lot of things we're very familiar with will have to change.

A lot of people who desperately want the world to change are also deeply uncomfortable with the idea that they personally would have to make any changes whatsoever. But listen.

We have to make choices with our resources and right now those choices are guided by what is best for the ghouls who run the imperial core.

When we start making choices guided by what is best for the entire world, life will look different in the imperial core. Which is not to say that it will be worse. But it will be very different.

If we want to live in a different world, we have to get used to doing different things. And in most cases those things will be far better, but they will be unfamiliar, and there is a level of discomfort that must be confronted when things change.

The oligarchs depend on our familiarity with the status quo. Even when it's destroying us on every level, there is a knee jerk tendency to cling to what's familiar in the face of the unknown. We have to consciously challenge that instinct.

Nothing will change until we change it, and so the first thing we have to do is dig the resistance to change out of our own minds so that we don't subconsciously keep getting in our own way.

[specialagentartemis]

Intelligent alien species based on bugs but specifically those moths that don’t have mouths and only live for a week after they pupate. This species’ whole conscious life is actually in the larval phase; larvae are the ones considered people, larvae are the ones with conscious and complex brains who build society, and each instar of the larva is treated as a different phase of life. Larvae become emotionally and socially and cognitively mature without ever becoming sexually mature. When they pupate, they metamorphose into something different and strange and close to mindless, with no mouth and no digestive system, whose only instincts are to mate and then quickly die. Metamorphosis is treated, functionally, like a person’s death, and the imago phase is a kind of proto-afterlife of majestic flight and the continuation of the species. Birth and death inextricably intertwined. Sex is not something people do during their lives, it’s a thing that is done as an imago after you’ve passed on from your life but before you return to the soil in death. Resultant eggs are collected by family members to raise. I think this would be fun.

[deadpowol]

[tahthetrickster]

[what-even-is-thiss]

I think that the cats understand that the laser pointer is a game because when I do something weird with it or ignore one of the cats for too long not making the light go near them they look up at me like what the hell is that about

[what-even-is-thiss]

There are Rules to laser pointer. That being that I move the light near both cats eventually and that the light moves sort of like a real prey creature and doesn’t spazz out all over the place so fast that they can’t chase it.

I break one of these rules and they look up at me like what the fuck is your problem

They also get excited when I pick up the laser pointer which I think indicates to me that they know that they can’t actually catch the red dot

Afterwards I like to throw a large cat toy at them like a stuffed fish or something so they can get their killing and maiming frustrations out if they want. Bread usually kills and maims the fish while Crusty just goes back to doing what he was doing.

[redhairandpronouns]

yall are so fucking weird about gnc people. a woman wears a suit and she's "conforming to the patriarchy". a man wears a skirt and he's Secretly A Trans Egg. have you considered It's Fabric

[gravitcat]

a thing for mermay i guess

[fluffygif]

Ipnotico

[brunhiddensmusings]

the music is almost as good as that visual

[catawampuscreations-deactivated]

Turn the sound on! You will not be disappointed, people!

[darth-tella]

FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD, UNMUTE!!!!

[ihateuverymuch]

n years later this is still one of my favorite videos