Hasta La Bye Bye, Daddy-O

i like to reblog things without adding anything like a sicko

[melorasmushrooms]

What’s more intimidating, three lawyers standing behind you or one very determined Jeremy Culhane

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[memorycycle]

i could jumpstart a car with my breasts

[memorycycle]

yeah whatever next time ur stuck out on the road dont expecr me to come bouncing

[joey-wheeler-official]

Pacing back and forth solemnly considering this offer

[maykitz]

northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"

[sloppystyle]

[wizard-loving-wizard]

drag king sam reich doing the sexy wenis to father figure by george michael x

[real-life-blooper]

i've played many bosses but this one might be in my top5- the phases were very entertaining and reminded me of the weaver- which was fun as well!

hear me out on grandmother silk- pleassse she's such a babe :,)

[orangefjuice]

House of Leaves adaption where Johnny Truant is a reaction streamer watching a video essay made by Zampanó about The Navidson Record just pausing the video at random times to ramble wildly at his non-existent chat and doing shots on stream

[gorgynei]

average chapter of house of leaves

[flipchild]

stupid customer: uhhh… do you have the soup in stock

Me: uh, duh……….. all soup is in stock 🙄🙄

ONLY SOUPHEADS WILL UNDERSTAND

ONLY SOUPHEADS WILL UNDERSTAND

[scaryselfship]

[i-am-the-myrmidon]

[bugbrainedd]

happy pride month

[bamsara]

i am not nice, i am actaully very mean inside and i think physcially fighting and tearing until blood is drawn will be more satisfying than any internet discourse will ever be

[dana-chan-the-control-brain]

[bamsara]

I am being scritched

[nutmegpoid]

tiny morgan

[bismuthbloom]

my deranged notes on trying to understand emma's fit

[evillittlebug]

doodle