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Disorders and their respective brain scans on a shirt because mental illnesses are as real and valid as physical illnesses.
You can order one here
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Chronically depressed with family that suffer from both bipolar and schisophrenia: I’m fucking loving this shirt, thanks @sixpenceee ^.^
Yay!
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Guy Fieri isn’t his real name… I feel like the very foundations of my world have been shook… what the fuck….
When you get teased by your bestfriend
Couldn’t even bother to make his own fake blood tissue
Why do whites lie like this for i swear they deranged
They seriously have mental issues. They’re so fucking weird
Devils
*screaming* JUST WRITE DICK i promise its 10000000% sexier
his swollen meat thermometer was ready 2 take ur temperature
his puffy love rod was ready to divine your hottest desires
omg, I just looked up dumb names for penis, for obvious reasons, and wow, did this list blow my mind. Some examples:
womb raider
cervix crusader
veinus maximus
yogurt slinger
I’m gonna stop now. I need to breathe.
I just passed out reading ‘ yogurt slinger’..this could be a new writers challenge. To use the word yogurt slinger etc. in your fic without the reader puking on the reading device!
@conversationswithjohnlock @ewebie @jamlockk @isitandwonder you may have fun with this…*waves hands*…this-ness.
[I used Sterek from Teen Wolf in this, since, well, teens. And because I can’t imagine even teenlock ever engaging in this conversation.]
“Come on, Derek,” Stiles gasped. “Dude, this is killing me.”
Derek undulated over him again, grinning in his fierce, mean way, so that it looked more like a threat than a joke. “Seven more months, Stiles. Pants /on until you’re 18.” But, he couldn’t disguise that his own voice was a little shaky, that he was affected just as much as Stiles. Well, even if his voice hadn’t wavered, the steel rod in his pants would have been a good clue.
Stiles keened when Derek got the angle just right, all his weight pressed hard against Stiles from thigh to chest, the slow rolls of his hips dragging across the fly of Stiles’ jeans, and wow, did he ever regret armoring himself in denim that day, rather than soft cotton sleep pants. Or possibly fishnet. Fishnet with /big holes. (Pride? What is pride?)
“De- Derek. Ssss-” Stiles lost language altogether when Derek buried his face at the side of his neck, the stiff prickles of his scruff scraping against skin so sensitized that it felt like nothing so much as… fishnet… over his jumping nerves. When a hot mouth closed over the thundering pulse there, Stiles’ eyes literally rolled back in his head. “Ohgod-”
Stiles lifted his legs, shifted until his hips were angled further up, wiggled with abandon under Derek’s body, rubbing against anything that felt good. He could feel his skin heating up, his face turning red, the little hairs on his arms and his neck rising with the heat and electricity in his body.
“Yeah,” Derek coaxed, slipping a hand under Stiles head, weaving it through the short strands of his hair and tugging just this side of too hard. “Come on, baby. Let go.”
Stiles choked on his own spit. (Graceful as ever, Stiles.) “Der-. Dude. I-. I don’t wanna sling yogurt in my pants.”
Everything stopped. Possibly time itself, but certainly Derek, most of his weight held up with the bulging muscles of his shoulders. His hips were frozen. So was his expression. While this wasn’t a new thing for Derek, having only one expression, it usually wasn’t one of naked incredulity. That’s not the kind of naked Stiles was hoping for.
“What.” Yep. There was the Real DerekTM, all disdain for the superfluity of punctuation. “What did you say.”
Stiles froze as well, the rising tide of his blood taking a sudden turn for the more… icy. “What?”
“Did you just… refer to an orgasm as… slinging yogurt.”
“Um…”
“Mother-of-wolves, Stiles.”
“But. You know. The old yogurt slinger. The pocket weasel. The puffed adder. The-”
Derek dropped his head, face first into the pillow beside Stiles. His body was shaking… but in all the wrong ways. This is not how Stiles had imagined the next five minutes proceeding.
“I was just-”
“No!” Derek surged back up and slammed a palm across Stiles’ mouth. “No more. Not. Another. Word.” But his whole face was twitching, and his mouth was pulling up hard at the corners, and then an actual snort escaped him. Derek was laughing. Frankly, this was almost as good as an orgasm, because it was so rare, and made Stiles just float on the knowledge that he could do that, make Derek laugh.
Derek shook his head and moved aside to sit on the side of the bed, face buried in his hands. “Seven more months, Stiles,” he said.
[Challenge accepted @missmuffin221, hee hee.]
Best church sign of the week.
Red berries ONLY
I’M CAN’T BELIEBE.
That noise of disgruntlement at the end!
y’all jackin off physically but neglecting to jack off mentally and spiritually
Can we please stop making scary shark movies? Sharks are pure sweet babies that don’t deserve this slander. They just have bad eyesight. Don’t be mean to them.
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Reposting is fucking evil.
I saw this while browsing tags and I liked it; I checked on it later to reblog and saw that it was tagged “not mine”
So I went to find the original. Turns out that it belongs to mydreammagic on deviantART.
If you look at the repost, it has 331 notes. Wanna see how much the original got?
5 favorites. The one comment is me telling the artist that someone stole their work.
Oh, and the reposter? They have a tipjar, as if they worked for this.
Reposting hurts artists. Reposting takes exposure and attention away from artists. Reposting is theft.
It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:
It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.
Oh my word
You can hear it
WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT
“a no-sex bar sounds like a superb idea” do you think people just fuck in bars. like you go into a bar theres just a fucking wild orgy happening on the tables and like one guy on the side drinking
Perhaps its meant in the asexual way, like, make friends or something?
go to a coffee shop??? join a club????? leave the house???????
nah okay, fuck that you’ve clearly never experienced a night where you’re walking around a downtown core like “where is everybody????” and then get to a club and it is PACKED and you realize this is it. this is where everyone goes, this is where everybody is.
and you walk around and get a drink and realize All of the people are here to have sex. you can see it in their eyes. they are there to have sex, or there because their friends are having sex, or because they want to look like they’re someone who has sex. everyone is at the club, and everyone is there for sex, and if you’re not about that you have a lot of work to do if you’re going to be part of any social group.
then again people on this site are absolutely in love with interpreting everything with the express purpose of mocking it, so yeah get your bits in.
we need asexual grocery stores too last week i went to walmart and a lady was putting a king size snickers bar up her pussy
