McHanzo and Drarry

• she/her • • slytherin • • mchanzo and drarry are my life • • message me to talk/rp •

[kingwildex-deactivated20190919]

I’m at 5 what about you?

[langst-wins]

am i the only person who just…really doesn’t bat an eyelash at the genders or lack thereof of characters in ships?

like,,,mlm? wlw? het? non-binary? ace romance? good shit is good shit. when it comes to shipping, sex and gender identity of the characters is secondary to the characters’ personalities and their relationship progression and that’s the tea fam

that might just be my bi ass talking but idc i just love love so fuckin much

[thestartofsomething8059]

i threw a bunch of vines into a shakespearean translator and they’re all great great but this one is definitely my favorite:

“Love looks with the heart, not with the mind, and therefore, Cupid is blind wench. I ain’t nev'r gonna cease loving thee… wench”

[subtly-shakespearean]

[covertplantigrade]

[lovecore-gir]

[rosesojin-deactivated20210814]

@shadowforce25

[cheekygeekymonkey]

[biszumletzten]

VAN EYCK

[thestraggletag]

I lost it at the end.

[thestraggletag]

Okay, I had to check out the Van Eyck thing. I was a bit in denial because, come on, every single person can’t look like President Putin!

There are no words to describe how wrong I was.

[hawt-me33]

Coming into a fandom late

[baxterdamus-deactivated20130513]

Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck

[valorious]

Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie

[leatherpatches-deactivated20150]

Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war. 

[fauxmoux]

Accuracy at its best

[street-of-mercy]

Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…

[my-reylo]

all of this shit…lol

[nerdsagainstfandomracism]

When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF

[not-so-secret-nerd]

When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead

[jupiter235]

This gets better every time I see it. 

[sageblackrose95]

@fuboos-mess

[inverted-mind-inc-sideblog-deac]

Being in a dead fandom…

[illogicalarchive]

Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one

[erilias]

The accuracy hurts.

[fanfic-yes-please]

Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.

[it-is-bugs]

When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.

[sweetferalbaby]

Being in a fandom meant for kids.

[teaganvamp]

This just gets better..

[hamboj2]

@mi-kleos

[thatcrazysonicchick]

When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you

[knightofbloodcancer]

Fandom hell in general

[morathavictoria]

Yes.

[marvelanimelover]

This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.

[stop-talking-babe-deactivated20]

Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on

[raise-cain-archived]

THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!

[crochanblackbeak]

Trying to recruit people to your fandom

[kateriverameliawolfe]

Annnnnnndddd it’s back

[ishipwhatiship247]

Being in a fandom which has so many antis

[ravenhilarious]

I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.

[swanqueen-author]

Being in a fandom that actually works together

[commanderunhingedmongoose]

Why is this so true? All of it.

[pillowprincesslexa]

being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs

[hangingfire]

I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.

[did-you-know]

On the Pottermore website, J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop. There’s an excerpt about the Chamber of Secrets that says wizards didn’t need toilets because they ‘simply relieved themselves where they stood, and vanished the evidence.’ Source Source 2

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

i fucking hate jk rowling so much because years and years after this franchise has ended she is still continuing trying to make it bad to the point where she said that every character in harry potter canonically shits themselves and then casts a shit vanishing spell 

[zahnegott]

fuck this is b a d

[postingmachine9000]

This reminds me of the hufflepuff group masturbation tweets

[gun-toting-greyshades-deactivat]

The what?

[postingmachine9000]

[drinkpisspissblood]

[stinkibabi]

Just imagine you’re taking a test for potions with Snape and the guy sitting next to you just fucking shits himself the nastiest, slimiest shit of his life out of stress. And you literally have to sit there with a straight face while fuckin Todd JingleJangles cleans himself up in the dead quiet room with some stupid ass line like “vanish me poopum” and you just gotta live with the knowledge that some kid just shit himself beside you during a fucking test.

[urulokid]

how do you delete someone elses post

[autoharpo-deactivated20221011]

I am in tears

[notlostonanadventure]

Joe what the fuck did you make me read

[hurleyquinnzel]

This gotta be fake

[hurleyquinnzel]

They literally have bathrooms in Hogwarts like theyre pretty important to the plot too did jk just forget about that? The bathroom where myrtle lives (she literally dives into a toilet)? The prefects bathroom? How can she claim there’s no bathrooms??? this post gave me mesothelioma and I feel entitled to compensation

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

Vanish me poopum.

[saddest-cat-hours]

Me on my way to eat your ass

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

Was that caption really necessary

[whatspeaksofter]

IDK, but the music was

[not-the-real-norbert-hofer]

the music took me by surprise

[conleches]

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

body language masterlist

a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

550 words to say instead of fuckin said

638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

some more body language help 

[bellero]

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER

[blackaquokat]

BLESS

[bisexualterror]

The links redirect failed for me, but I found most of the links within the…links?;

The Dictionary: https://www.onelook.com/reverse-dictionary.shtml

Translator: https://www.onelook.com/reverse-dictionary.shtml

Body language masterlist: http://www.bryndonovan.com/2015/04/10/master-list-of-gestures-and-body-language-for-writers/

550 words: https://owlcation.com/humanities/400-Alternative-words-for-said

638 character traits 4 when u get stupid: http://ideonomy.mit.edu/essays/traits.html

More body language help: https://writerswrite.co.za/cheat-sheets-for-writing-body-language/

[meanwhilebackinthedungeon]

– Todd Lockwood

Beholder

[queensairai-deactivated20190814]

Xanathar is cuter

[sym-embvr]

YES XANATHAR IS THE BEST

[pangur-and-grim]

lesbian cats?

[queensairai-deactivated20190814]

It would not surprise me I’ve met a non-binary chicken before.

[sym-embvr]

NDBDJDJ ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY CHOOK LEGS

[tastefullyoffensive]

[waspkit]

your creature name

first letter of your first name

last two letters of your last name

last 2 letters of your first name

[plegg]

mtttt why me

[wystarrya]

are you shitting me my name’s erin and it just winds up as eerin

are you insinuating something 

[ex-conspirator-deactivated20190]

oranin

[azkaabanter]

vllie

[sym-embvr]

serym

[mbadranii-deactivated20190216]

Those text massages that make you sit there smiling at your phone.

[queensairai-deactivated20190814]

I believe it should be ‘messages’

[sym-embvr]

skdbbdkaoakdn text massages

[perksofbeingafanboy]

au where books are cheaper

[queensairai-deactivated20190814]

Yes PLEASE

[sym-embvr]

y e s

i was at the bookstore today and a book i really wanted was $40 w h y

[eatsleepcrap]

THERE ARE FOUR KINDS OF FANFICTION

ANGST

FLUFF

CRACK

AND… *AHEM*

[mitchellhp]

That is the best use of the Butt Thing gif that I have ever seen.

[queensairai-deactivated20190814]

The best ones are all four

[paperseverywhere]

…

And then I find out the fanfic hasn’t updated for over a year.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

WE CAN ALL RELATE TO THIS POST

[artfighterblog]

Yep lol

[babyanimalgifs]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“WHAT DO U THINK UR DOING”

[drfitzmonster]

that is the best angry cat photobomb i’ve ever seen i love it so much and i can’t stop laughing