That one mom friend

Hey! I'm just this weird high schooler who's aiming to get a psychology, and/or English major. I stay up far too late for my own good, at least 80% of the time. If you need writing tips, vent, or ask a teenager advice on basic stuff, PM me! I'm 5'8", by the way. And, I roleplay. I'm also hardcore into Life is Strange, and I'm more Pricefield than Amberprice. (Also, I cosplay)

[myreticentvale-deactivated20231]

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

[maddisonkennedy-deactivated2017]

Couldn’t scroll

[thy-devil-princess-deactivated2]

I don’t give a fuck if this doesn’t suit your ‘theme’ have a heart and reblog.

[skinandbonewishes]

Reblog

[i-am-a-fish]

h hey hey guys i have a funny joke and the punchline is gayple syrup you wanna hear it

[gardenvarietygayest-blog]

go ahead dude

[i-am-a-fish]

oh um, alright thank you so the joke it’s all like um

[i-am-a-fish]

so uh what is the thing that the um

[ihavenoideawhattoputforthis]

Pancakes?

[i-am-a-fish]

No no not that yet we

we aren’t there yet

[ihavenoideawhattoputforthis]

Oh, my bad.

[i-am-a-fish]

the um,

oh it’s fine don’t worry about it

[i-am-a-fish]

the um

[i-am-a-fish]

the gays

[highfunctioning-soiciopath]

Like syrup?

[i-am-a-fish]

No not that it’s uh

[i-am-a-fish]

I -

I’d actually really like to tell the joke by myself if that’s ok I appreciate the help but i am ok

[highfunctioning-soiciopath]

Oh, sorry. We believe in you!

[i-am-a-fish]

oh ok um thanks so much so it’s like the uh

the gays um

what do the g

what do the gays like to put on their pancakes like what kind of syrup

[mevsthhighway]

my god what

[i-am-a-fish]

ga

[i-am-a-fish]

gayple syrup

[trista-la-vista]

wow that was really funny!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

ha ha thank you i know

[i-am-fishs-parent]

[i-am-a-fish-s-mom]

Absolutely hilarious joke :D

[lilboreddev-blog]

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS

[poeticfog]

9 million people fucking love dogs

[tracknumber06]

Here we come 10.

[dark-eyed-harmothoe]

BREAK THE POST

BREAK THE POST

BREAK THE POST

[bifrostiron]

I’ve finally found it again

the elusive 10 million note post

they say no two people reblog it with the same original text

[worldwithinworld]

When you are writing a story and refer to a character by a physical trait, occupation, age, or any other attribute, rather than that character’s name, you are bringing the reader’s attention to that particular attribute. That can be used quite effectively to help your reader to focus on key details with just a few words. However, if the fact that the character is “the blond,” “the magician,” “the older woman,” etc. is not relevant to that moment in the story, this will only distract the reader from the purpose of the scene. 

If your only reason for referring to a character this way is to avoid using his or her name or a pronoun too much, don’t do it. You’re fixing a problem that actually isn’t one. Just go ahead and use the name or pronoun again. It’ll be good.

[roane72]

Someone finally spelled out the REASON for using epithets, and the reasons NOT to.

[futureevilscientist]

In addition to that:

If the character you are referring to in such a way is THE VIEWPOINT CHARACTER, likewise, don’t do it. I.e. if you’re writing in third person but the narration is through their eyes, or what is also called “third person deep POV”. If the narration is filtered through the character’s perception, then a very external, impersonal description will be jarring. It’s the same, and just as bad, as writing “My bright blue eyes returned his gaze” in first person.

[cimness]

Furthermore, 

if the story is actually told through the eyes of one particular viewpoint character even though it’s in the third person, and in their voice, as is very often the case, then you shouldn’t refer to the characters in ways that character wouldn’t.

In other words, if the third-person narrator is Harry Potter, when Dumbledore appears, it says “Dumbledore appears”, not “Albus appears”. Bucky Barnes would think of Steve Rogers as “Steve”, where another character might think of him as “Cap”. Chekov might think of Kirk as “the captain”, but Bones thinks of him as “Jim”. 

Now, there are real situations where you, I, or anybody might think of another person as “the other man”, “the taller man”, or “the doctor”: usually when you don’t know their names, like when there are two tap-dancers and a ballerina in a routine and one of the men lifts the ballerina and then she reaches out and grabs the other man’s hand; or when there was a group of people talking at the hospital and they all worked there, but the doctor was the one who told them what to do. These are all perfectly natural and normal. Similarly, sometimes I think of my GP as “the doctor” even though I know her name, or one of my coworkers as “the taller man” even though I know his. But I definitely never think of my long-term life partner as “the green-eyed woman” or one of my best friends as “the taller person” or anything like that. It’s not a sensible adjective for your brain to choose in that situation - it’s too impersonal for someone you’re so intimately acquainted with. Also, even if someone was having a one night stand or a drunken hookup with a stranger, they probably wouldn’t think of that person as “the other man”: you only think of ‘other’ when you’re distinguishing two things and you don’t have to go to any special effort to distinguish your partner from yourself to yourself.

[undertailsoulsex]

This is something that I pretty consistently have to advise for those I beta edit for.  (It doesn’t help that I relied on epithets a lot in the earlier sections of my main fic because I was getting into the swing of things.)  I am reblogging this so fanfic writers can use this as a reference.

A good rule of thumb: a character’s familiarity with another character decreases the need for an epithet (and most times you really don’t need one at all).

[rehlia]

Good writing advice.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[sarahsaharasaurus]

this is such a weird way of phrasing “Millenials go hungry because of financial crisis we caused”

[snakebitcat]

“Why then do they not eat cake?”

[prokopetz]

It’s kind of ironic that Wheatley from Portal 2 has become enshrined as the iconic example of fan-artists anthropomorphising everything under the sun as skinny, ambiguously twentysomething white dudes in dapper suits, given that he’s like the one character who actually deserves it.

[twilightown]

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

[the-husbando]

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

[ddlc-incorrect-quotes]

Sayori: Yuri, what does IDK mean?

Yuri: I don’t know.

Sayori: Why does NOBODY know?!

[taichiswordsfan-blog]

How to Escape a Hair Grab or a Neck Grab ? Look at them, carefully.

tai chi pants on http://www.icnbuys.com/tai-chi-pants give you surprise at the new year.

follow back

[miss-unpopular-opinion]

REBLOG TO SAVE A FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!!

[almondmilkcleanser]

SIGNAL BOOSTING LIKE SHIT

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

self-defense is important.

[monstergasms]

Is this relevant to my blog? No. but currently there are 13K of you following me and this could help some of you. 

[hucowgoddess-deactivated2019011]

I didn’t even hesitate to reblog. You need to study this. Save yourself from this awful world and the people in it.

[sugarghosts]

Some wholesome news today lads

[sugarghosts]

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[sinister-salvation-deactivated2]

Who is cutting onions? Dammit.

[thespoopy1-blog]

I need these moms in my life.

[kemecchi]

YO I WAS AT PRIDE AND SOME OF THESE PEOPLE WERE THERE AND I GOT A HUG FROM ONE AND IT WAS GREAT

[dixcnnected]

Reblog if you are insecure about anything below:

-weight

-appearance

-intelligence (or lack of) 

-skills (or lack of) 

-weird hobbies

-friends (or lack of) 

-body

-personality

-family

Who ever reblogs this will get a message in their inbox.

[intergalactic-socks]

Ha, all of above

[kingsketchdoodle]

Yeah I’m trying to see myself in a better light but I’m still insecure about all of the things above

[thespoopy1-blog]

Pretty much all of them, kind of constantly.

[kemecchi]

All nine bitches

[ddlc-incorrect-quotes]

MC,writing a poem : What sound does a dinosaur make?

Natsuki: Duh, it roars!

Yuri: You could also say it bellows.

Monika: It kinda depends on the dinosaur.

Sayori: *makes weird screeching noise*

MC, Natsuki, Yuri, Monika: …………

MC: I’m gonna go with Sayori’s answer.

[dalekofchaos]

Why Deck Nine did not understand Chloe Price

Like I did with my Rachel post, I will explain why I believe that Deck Nine did not do Chloe justice. 

Keep reading

[dalekofchaos]

Why I feel like Deck Nine did not understand Rachel Amber

Recently I did a full replay of all the games. From Farewell, BTS and LIS. and I just feel that the Rachel from LIS and BTS are two completely different characters.

I don’t feel that Deck Nine understands Rachel Amber as a character or understands what made the fanbase love her from the first game. Rachel is a character shrouded in mystery. The vibe I got from Chloe indicates that Rachel Amber saved her at her lowest and made her feel like she could live again. I also got the vibe that Rachel had neglectful parents who cared very little of her and Rachel was tired of the pressures of being little ms perfect and the bullying she suffers at Blackwell. So Chloe and Rachel wanted to be free from Arcadia Bay. Chloe wanted to be free of an abusive step-father and her mother who allows the abuse to go on and Rachel wanted to be free from everything at Arcadia Bay. Started a knew life as a model in LA. It was their Santa Monica Dream.

Keep reading

[mortiphasm]

How did we ever survive for this length of time?

[hanari502]

Alright shitstains listen up because I just found god in a bottle.

If you’re a nerd like me your body’s probably riddled with a few nerd tattoos yeah? Some of ‘em in some pretty obvious places? Maybe you work in a professional environment that frowns upon body ink? Maybe you’re a cosplayer and you have some revealing outfits that you need to cover up for, yeah? Tattoos that you can’t afford that $30 Kat Von D Tattoo cover up because you’re a cheap broke shit?

Story of my life bud.

Now I have a pretty obvious Squad 11 tattoo, because I’m a Bleach nerd and Zaraki Kenpachi is my husband, and honestly it’s difficult to hide it in some of my cosplays because it’s bright and black and right smack dab on my shoulder. Poor planning on my part but hey, squad represent.

You see that glorious miracle up there? That’s Mehron Tattoo Cover. You see those pictures underneath it? Tattoo? What fucking tattoo?! It’s gone!!!! Vamoosed!!! Like I never got the ink in the first place!!!!

This shit is durable, and I mean durable. It’s completely waterproof and that first picture of my tattoo is actually what it looked like after scrubbing at it with two makeup wipes. TWO. It’s not going anywhere

And the best part? 

IT COMES IN DIFFERENT SKINTONES. BAM. WHAT.

I mean it’s not phenomenal but hey at least it’s not just “pale as fuck”.

And you wanna know the second best part?

It’s only 12 bucks on Amazon

Yeah. $12. Not $30. Because $12 is much more reasonable than $30.

As for size reference, that’s how big it is in that third picture right there. It’s honestly the best investment I could have made and everybody should know about it.

Go forth and conquer with your newfound knowledge. You’re all welcome.

[percyhoneybee]

As someone who used to chair a stage makeup department, Mehron and Ben Nye are going to be cheaper and better than whatever concealer/orange eye shadow/green lipstick whatever weird tutorial you found or expensive-ass luxury concealer.

Why you ask?

Because Mehron and Ben Nye are stage makeup. They’re meant to give thick, full coverage in one layer that can stand up to cameras and stage lights. Blend it out, powder it, and you’ll never look back. Plus it’s cheap enough that you can buy 2 and mix the perfect shade. 

[prismatic-bell]

This will work on scars, too.

Just an FYI for folks I know who may want to cover for cosplays, work, or personal reasons.

[lyrslair]

Honestly this would be a life saver for people with tats stuck looking for jobs in places that frown on them.

[wolfforce58205]

I’ve watched people not get jobs at places I work even though their personalities and experience levels were exactly what we were looking for purely because of personal adornment (tattoos, piercings, etc.). So to anyone who might need a product like this, I hope you see this post.

[twotransforyou]

Reblogging in case anyone wants to know how to hide scars specifically.

[incorrectlifeisstrange]

Max: It's a disaster!

Chloe: My existence?

Max: Not everything is about you, Chloe!