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faux pas: generally unpleasant situation
fox paws: you have my interest
falsely marked red on shinigami eyes for, you guessed it, jerking off to goombas from the super mario bros games.
Wise words.
Say it louder for the cuties in the back!
gardevoir trainer sketch
Choice Specs and Wise Glasses edit
I've been into madoka magica lately
maid takes a chug from her flask
princess: what is in that?
maid: it's water for adu-
princess' eyes get really big
maid: for MAIDS, it's for maids
older princess is having a drink
princess: what's that?
older princess: oh this? I guess you can try a little bit haha
princess sniffs the glass
princess: smells like maid water
Vassal. Come here. Sit. Good girl. Now. I am... proud of you for winning the jousting tournament. Princess Delia is absolutely seething. No! Down! No licking! Stop wagging your tail, I'm not done yet. Down!! Sit! Good girl. Have a treat. Now. AS I was saying. I'm glad you won. Very glad. However. "Beat her knight's ass at lancing" does NOT MEAN GET HER KNIGHT PREGNANT
Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh
It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be
What
Huh???
can see the pores on that thang
Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango
sometimes i think abt that one art of that cocky guy at school who gets asked who he thinks is the prettiest in class and hes like "haha, me of course!" and everyone laughs and then the next panel shes alone in her room all dolled up kissing her reflection in the mirror repeatedly saying "youre so cute youre so cute"
if anyone can help me find it pls do, i actually think the dialogue was more like
"who do you like?"
"myself of course!"
"haha omg dude!"
*cuts to her room later, kissing the mirror*
"i love you i love you i love you"
source
Hey, I'm handing out magical girl artifacts that grant mysterious and untold powers. All I need you to do is choose your element of power. It's-
No you can't all choose darkness. Or shadows. Because either you're joining the bad guys or you're going full chuuni with that option. Pick again.
Crystal? Good stuff, can't fault a classic.
Water? Girl, ok but let's work on that self esteem. Where's your main character energy? Water is sidekick stuff.
Can you- sorry? Did you ask for your element to be *guns?* Are you Rob Liefeld? I don't care what Homura did, you're supposed to be healing hearts and fighting darkness, not capping asses. Back in line.
BDS- wait what?! You can't do that on this show. I don't care what kinds of magical girls you're gushing over! And no whips!
Yeesh. Ok then. Who's next? You want... the endless void? Goddess dammit, no chuuni stuff! You're getting stars.
Who else? You want fire? Just regular fire, not all-consuming hellfire, not flames of lust? Finally! Take two.
Next!
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Kitten... Mommy remembers you're genocides...
if you ever draw any male character masculine under any circumstances you’re a transmisogynist
Yukari Yakumo — "Come in, Ran." Lady Yukari waits for you on a western style canopy bed in a gauzy nightgown.
Inventory [Trivial : Sucess] —All of this furniture is new, likely from the outside world.
Sycophancosis — She's rewarding you! You're being rewarded!
Beastly Senses — She's disheveled and she reeks.
Inventory [Challenging : Failure] — Her last bath was a month, no, two months ago? It's hard to recall.
Beastly Senses [Trivial : Success] Three months.
Yukari Yakumo — "Are you really going to make me wait?"
Sycophancosis — Are you???
[Ran-Type Architecture] "No, my Lady."
[Servant's Pride : Hard] "May I suggest a bath?"
[Ancient Fox Spirit : Impossible] "Fuck off, hag."
You — "No, my Lady."
You cross the threshold into her chambers. The smell is overwhelming. Lady Yukari desperately needs that bath and you failed to insist on it.
DAMAGED MORALE -1
Yukari Yakumo — "I think you should relax." She spreads her legs suggestively. Her bush pokes out of the slightly too small lace panties that you've been unable to throw out.
"You've been working so hard lately."
You — Is that true?
Sycophancosis — Obviously it is! Why else would she say it?
Inventory — The intensity of our tasks is exactly the mean it has been for the last five years.
Servant's Pride — It isn't normal to get recognition like this out of nowhere. There hasn't even been an incident.
You — Is Lady Yukari plotting something?
Inventory — There hasn't been a span of time longer than 26 seconds in the last hundred years where she hasn't been plotting something.
"What do you need, my Lady?"
[Ancient Fox Spirit : Impossible] "Fuck off, hag."
You — "What do you need, my Lady?"
Yukari Yakumo — In lieu of responding, she tugs her panties away.
Beastly Senses — She does smell better like this.
Vixencraft — Put it in her. You can be coy with other women, but you need this. Now.
"As you wish."
[Vixencraft : Challenging] Breed that old woman.
[Ancient Fox Spirit : Impossible] RAPE HER AND EAT HER ROTTEN LIVER.
Vixencraft [Challenging : Success] — You mount Lady Yukari for some average missionary sex. She's insisting on making it more romantic than that. Tracing her spidery fingers down your face, pulling you in for kisses. The excitment between your legs is palpable.
Sycophancosis — Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
Vixencraft — As you manage to get your own undergarments out of the way and slowly push into her you—
Beastly Senses — It's cold and windy instead of warm and wet. Also your knot is stuck and you can't pull out.
". . ."
[Servant's Pride : Heroic] "That's a good prank, Lady Yukari."
Servant's Pride [Heroic : Failure] — You try to let Lady Yukari know that you're in on her joke and think it's funny at she's trapped your cock in a gap in some unknown location, but instead you collapse on top of her and start to cry.
DAMAGED MORALE -1
Yukari Yakumo — She looks at you with a pitying smile while you sob on top of her. She doesn't seem to feel the need to say or do anything besides take in the scene you're making.
Ancient Fox Spirit [Legendary : Success] — I'm getting really sick of this fucking hag.
Servant's Pride — We can't say that.
Ran-Type Architecture — Definitionally, you can't, yes.
This post is to celebrate the beautiful dragongirl-bunnygirl symbiosis.
Reblog to let a bunny and/or dragon know that they’re awesome
Opedoto I drew last month based on that Krillin Android 18 art lol