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alt blog of Jenarion. More poats for when I’m in a silly goofy mood

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp

[shrimp-pulpit]

if i had a pussy id be sure as fuck using it to asphyxiate the keebler elves i can tell you that much

[nanoraydx]

Guy who likes looking at Flintstones porn a lot: “ alright I’m gonna go guys, got some Flintstones porn back home with my name on it”

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[passthenewport]

ATLANTA DONE KILLED THE GAME…

[4ever-w33d-bronie]

This edible ain’t shit!!!!!! Just kidding dokey Kong 64 🦍🦧🐒🍌🌴🌴🌴🍌🛢️🍉🍊🥥🥜🍇🍍🪶🐊🦏🐝🦫🏝️🏜️🌊👑🔑🧚📸🌈🍌🟡🔴🔵🟣🟢🎈

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i have to butt mog some zoomers

[funstyle]

my bitch so bad i had to put her in time out

[beandh]

[novicethelizard]

gen z vampire laughing too hard to be able to bite their partner in the kirk zone neck

[parkchanwoohoo]

Getting fucked into unconsciousness SEEMS great until you wake up at 3am four hours before you need to be up for work and you being k/o'd means your partner ate the chocolate chip melon bread you had kinda wanted to eat first so you eat three yakult popsicles in a row to satisfy the sweet tooth you'd built up only to get The Poops after because that's a lot of sugar and probiotics to hit the system all at once so you end up working from home and it takes you forever to do anything bc you're operating off a single screen and also your boss's boss has begun talking to you for the first time in like two months asking you to do time sensitive things

[sovietnam]

[lampgate]

fuck of desitel

i've been trying to think of a response to this for the last 5 minutes but i cant stop saying "fuck of desitel" silently to myself

[lampgate]

fuck of desitel friday

[cosmosarcana]

if you ever tell me that you go to a chiro this is what i envision them doing to you

[maria-ruta]

Help

[atlas-prime]

[dogpuppy]

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

drunk as fuck on holidays nobody cares about issuing death threats in the chat on chess.com

[charl0ttan]

good things are literally better. and all movies are not good. idiot

[engygeron]

eurghhhg...euuRRGUHHHHFFHHHH- Thog. Don't KNOW!!!!!

[eebie]

Youre the only daniel i ever gave a damn about