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It's downhill from here.

Last night I dreamt that Channing Tatum nervously presented me with a dress he’d knitted for me. He clenched his (big, work-roughened) hands in anxious fists while I unfolded it.

“You don’t have to wear it,” he said, before I could say anything.

The dress was perfect. It was beautiful. It could turn into a skirt.

“You like it?” Channing Tatum said, smiling crookedly.

The dress had pockets.

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Lin-Manuel Billy Joel introduces the 2019 Brooklyn Mbmbam Liveshow

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mine, and i cannot stress this enough, craft

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Jessie & James: who are you

Edward & Lydia: we’re you but we can say fuck

weavemama

I’M SCREAMING AT HIS REPLY

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I was at a John Mulaney show and afterwards I managed to get in the elevator with him. It was just us and he said, “Sorry about this, I’m quite inebriated,” then he hit me over the head with a wine bottle and I passed out from the pain.

king-jarrod

Every goddamn time

anonbeadraws

me? do a comic about Magnus and Julia meeting for the first time just to draw Julia being big and muscly? its more likely than you think. inspired by this amazing post ✨(commission info)(kofi)✨

reystars

I really want a movie where there’s this Dark Brooding Male Hero who’s like, a total badass, and during all the fight scenes he keeps getting flashbacks to happy images of his wife, and like his whole narrative is framed around his wife, and all the other heroes on his team know that he’s got this passion and vengeance and think it all has to do with his dead wife… but then near the end of the movie his wife shows up and he’s like “hey babe” they’re all shocked and they’re like, “Wait I thought all your power and passion came from avenging your dead wife?” and he’s like “no bro, I just really love my wife, she’s really cool, she’s what keeps me going” like… a reverse fridge

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Unfridge your wives 2017

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Unfridge your wives 2018

oliverqueenlance

“This whole saving the world thing has kept me from seeing my wife for like, three days and I was really starting to miss her!”

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It turns out he’s normally a ray of sunshine and is only Dark Brooding Male Hero mode when he misses her.

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18 Things Millennials Are Responsible For Killing This Year

naamahdarling

Keep up the good work, y'all!

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Duck: *stutters out fifteen sentence fragments that no one can make sense of not even he himself*

Duck: You know?

Aubrey and Ned, in unison: Yeah.

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3D Printed Breath of the Wild Divine Beasts made by GizmoForge

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Can’t believe Bram Stoker once sent a 2000-word fan letter to Walt Whitman which included his exact height, weight and how much he loved his poems and wanted to be friends with him, and that Whitman wrote back saying he liked his letter and hoped they could meet some day, how cute is that

And then he finally got to meet him and Stoker said “I found him all that I had ever dreamed of, or wished for in him” HOW CUTE IS THAT

astrangertomykin

bram stroker just mailed walt whitman his grindr profile just like that huh

cheaphalloweencostume

highest forms of art on youtube in no particular order

ASMR thats ladies gently touching the mic

people who repaint monster high dolls

actually those are the only two

thegoodlannister

the year is 2012.

I have two tabs open. one is tumblr. I am 160 posts back on my dashboard - I have made it back to the place I left off the night before.

satisfied, I open the second tab to pull up a post-avengers fanfic. everyone lives together in stark tower - each of them has their own floor. for no explained reason, loki shares thor’s. no one questions that he has not been arrested. the team has friday evening movie nights. at breakfast, thor eats all of tony’s pop tarts.

I am content.