the twilight books were okay fight me

this is my fanblog because im depressed and regressing to my twilight obsession phase

[madeleineengland]

LMAO

[renegadepack]

[ezzakennebba]

link to my twilight fanfic if you guys wanna read it 🫶 - Ez

https://archiveofourown.org/works/55242595

love u all!

[ezzakennebba]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/55242595/chapters/211820881

[edwardskhakipants]

Can we finally popularize this? Twilight does not have a love triangle!

[dogdykeafternoon]

when i forget what alkaline compound is used in traditional soap making and the soap ghost shows up to remind me

[theehorsepusssy]

[piesandswords]

Why did Beau turn into a vampire when Bella didn't?

They both went to the bathroom before they left. Bella had a line, Beau didn't.

Female cabbies drive faster than male cabbies, so Beau got there faster.

Edythe is a more responsible driver than Edward.

The car that Edward stole (lava, purple) was faster than the #WomanCar (pink?)

Carine had better ethics than Carlisle and didn't drug a stranger on the road

The man that Carine drugged on the side of the road fought back (men fight)

Carine had WORSE ethics than Carlisle, drugged MULTIPLE people, took 10 minutes+

Archie is too gay to pay attention to traffic.

Beau's heart is More Powerful (bigger?) so it spread the venom faster

Archie just wanted Beau to be a vampire and lied to Edythe without her noticing

Woman Venom™ works faster because #Feminism

Renesmee's egg managed to ward off the vampire venom for a bit

Voting ended onAug 27, 2025

[coozygirl]

if my dad is laughing because I broke my hand trying to punch the boy who forced himself on me and he is CONGRATULATING HIMMM??!!!?

yeaaah…..I would also like to live with another family…. and became a vampire

[supermassivebutthole]

Carlisle doesn't have a heart. Early on in his Trying to Kill Himself Era he ripped it out with his bare hands and threw it in the fire to see if it would kill him. The gaping hole in his chest healed over after a few decades but there's still a huge scar in the center of his chest. After destroying his heart did nothing, he tried to go for the brain, which is how he figured out that vampire bones (scull included) might be the hardest thing in the known universe.

He still wonders how completely you could hollow out a vampire's body before they ceased to function, and hypothesizes that a vampire could be completely empty so long as you didn't burn their bones.

[probuccalfat]

the real reason edward left in new moon was because he was on a mormon mission trip

[hoahoahoahoahoa]

Twilight is iconic if only for having the best worst meet-cute of all time

Like. The set-up is simple enough. New girl at school gets sat next to mysterious handsome loner guy in class. You think they’re gonna flirt? WRONG

You’ve heard of enemies to lovers? Now get ready for “no one has ever wanted to kill anyone as badly as I want to kill you right now, and it’s not even personal” to lovers

and Bella doesn’t even know for WEEKS that she barely survived their first meeting! she just thought she maybe smelled bad? :(

A literary masterpiece

[divine-g0re]

[swansoles]

What is Stephanie Myers's problem making her background characters more interesting than the mains. How am I supposed to pay attention to the guy who died from the Spanish Influenza when twins who were burned at the stake for witch accusations are there. Or the 1920s queen who killed her rapists one by one. Or the guy whose father was a vampire hunter. Or the

[99fish]

hi heres the entire twilight movie as a stamp

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

cool I always wanted the entire twilight movie as a stamp

[twilight-af-deactivated20220701]

Billy Black be like “I know a place” and drive you back to your house because he wants you to leave him and his son alone

[atlantis-lore]

[southpauz]

POV: You're Bella and you sat next to Edward in biology class