What am I even doing here

Stressed, Depressed and often Overdressed That's me Erica, I'm 19, I’m Bi and yes Canada is cold this time of year You should probably go follow my second blog if you like angst and quotes click here for more angst

[3liza]

ok I'm standing up

[catgirlanarchist]

me when i'm the real slim shady

[3liza]

you cant post shit on this web site

[sleepy-bebby]

Review of a butterfly farm… 🦋

[boggblog]

I interned at a place w butterflies and had to tell a mom to please stop offering the “snacks” on the pedestals to her kids and we had to give a speech to all the ppl who entered which I added lines to daily. Including the infamous “butterflies like fruit that’s a little older than what we eat, so the fruit is just for them! Please don’t eat it!” And “please please please please please don’t come in here if you’re afraid of butterflies.” It was the closest thing to hell I’ve ever experienced

[mynameis-snail]

*going to a butterfly farm* there better not be any fuckin butterflies in here

[akashicrecord]

how are you 27 talking about Harry Potter why don't you try substance abuse

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

most important lesson I’ve learned is that if there’s a simple, versatile, comfortable garment that I enjoy wearing, I should buy three of it if I can afford to. cartoon characters got this one right.

[faebirdie]

came onto this app hoping to see nuanced conversations about the incredible themes and ideas behind fresh (2022) but of course i'm instead seeing folks stanning a violently misogynistic cannibal purely because he's played by seb stan. don't know what i expected.

[headspace-hotel]

Imagine what a disaster a pegasus would be. The creature would die if it flew a little too long, but if it landed a little funny it would immediately shatter every bone in its body

[grimeclown]

And surely a creature designed to run would have sturdy legs

[pinkmanthedog]

New vet today asked me if my eyeless dog was blind and like ??? oh god I hope so????

[staff]

Did you all have a good rest? Did you do as you were told and log off? Nope. Of course you didn’t, you horrible hounds. What’s the big idea? We tell you to go to sleep. You ignore us. We ask you nicely. You ignore us.

Anyway, it’s National Puppy Day. And to show you that we do actually have your best interests at heart and aren’t always telling you what to do—even if it is for your own good—we invite you, if you please, to enjoy these cute fluffy dogs.

[postsexhighfives]

OP, I am so sorry

[pinkmanthedog]

[eroscestlavie]

She’s pissed we haven’t turned on Supernatural yet (it is her favorite show)

[eroscestlavie]

We turned it on

[lesbianshepard]

love how wikipedia’s “List of unsolved deaths” starts at 11,000 BCE. like, I don’t think we’ll be cracking that cold case anytime soon.

[lesbianshepard]

the entire way this list is set up is VERY  funny to me. like, yes, I guess 13,000 years ago WAS before the year 1900. 

[stimman4000]

[revenantbird]

[cartoonfreack]

[memewhore]

[daloy-politsey]

[therandish]

😬

[taumoeba]

"my child is fine" your child is still running their tumblr blog from middle school

[taumoeba]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[egberts]

pets sigh so dramatically for little creatures that have nothing to do all day