Tacomaster Studios

[helloscully]

but did you go to taco bell?

Of course I did I’m not a monster

[skipppppy]

Back by popular demand. English Willy part 3

(Idk if I'll do another bc I feel like its run its course and unlike Scott Cawthon I would like to end my series on a high note! But to everyone who sent in asks or showed support or generally took part I love all of you and had so much fun with this. I might do more in future but I don't want part 4 to hang over me as something I HAVE to do)

[skipppppy]

Fuck it. So many of you asked for this so I’m delivering. English Willy part 2. Enjoy

(part 1)

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Something about FNAF 3 and Fazbear Frights taking place in 2023 in our current social media landscape

(part 2)

[textsfromlooneytuneland]

(401): Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa

[textsfromlooneytuneland]

(970): She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.

[motionwaltz]

I drew some of my most used emojis in the style of Mr. Men and Little Miss!!

[fluffyglass]

i'm a mr men and little miss fan speaking on behalf of all mr men and little miss fans

[momomoro]

mr greedy's guide to food is just one giant shitpost and has no right to be as funny as it is

[momomoro]

you could make a solid argument that at least half of the mr men/little miss are neurodivergent in some way

[incorrect-mr-men-show-quotes]

MISS HELPFUL: I’m volunteering at the animal hospital.

MR. TICKLE: (excited) Animal hospital?!

MR. FUSSY: The animals are the patients.

MR. TICKLE: (disappointed) That makes sense…

[incorrect-mr-men-show-quotes]

MR. GRUMPY: Mr. Strong has a very strange patchwork of knowledge. It’s anybody’s guess as to what he knows about any given topic. Watch. Hey Mr. Strong, who sculpted Mount Rushmore?

MR. STRONG: Gutzon Borglum. Then his son finished it. Why?

MR. GRUMPY: And what state is it in?

MR. STRONG: I don’t know. Ecuador or something?

[incorrect-mr-men-show-quotes]

MR. FUSSY: Here are two pictures. One is your locker. The other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which?

MR. MESSY: ....................That one's the dump.

MR. FUSSY: They're both your locker!

[incorrect-mr-men-show-quotes]

MR. FUSSY: If you bite it and you die; it’s poisonous.  If it bite you and you die; it’s venomous.

MR. NOSY: What if it bites me and it dies?

MR. SMALL: That means you’re poisonous.

MISS CURIOUS: What if it bites itself and I die?

MISS SCARY: That’s Voodoo!

MISS SUNSHINE: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

MR. GRUMPY: That’s correlation, not causation.

MISS HELPFUL: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

MISS NAUGHTY: That’s kinky.

[incorrect-mr-men-show-quotes]

MISS DAREDEVIL: Miss Whoops, have you piloted a submarine before?

MISS WHOOPS: I crashed a helicopter into a wave pool once. Same thing, right?

[incorrect-mr-men-show-quotes]

MR. MESSY: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.

MR. GRUMPY: Okay, but what is updog?

MR. RUDE: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.

MR. LAZY: Nope, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.

MISS CALAMITY: No, that’s an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.

MR. FUSSY: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

MR. QUIET: that’s aragog. updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.

MISS DAREDEVIL: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

MR. HAPPY: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

MR. MESSY: What’s a henway??

MR. GRUMPY: Oh, about five pounds.

Submitted by @turnipsapling

[michimonie]

Shirley? What are those??