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While in target getting deodorant I️ also had to get ramen because just getting a single stick of deodorant and nothing else would be weird because social anxiety forbades it

#deodorant #ramen #ramennoodles #socially awkward #socially anxious #because i am

Brain: “Hey, intrusive Buddhists are better than forty year olds who try to steal your tax info.”

Me: “I️ mean you’re right, but what?”

#intrusive buddhists #tax stealers #brain talk

Things that bother me:

My friend says ‘Absorb’ like ‘eg-zorb’

#absorb #mispronounced

Fun Fact:

Mr. Clean ‘Magic Erasers’ are just melamine foam sponges with a bit of cleaning ingredient in them (basically borax and baking soda)

Oh no, I️m... That. Person.

Microwaved fish in the microwave (obviously) earlier.

#fish #in #the microwave #tags?#that person

Mental State Update:

Having baguette dipped in a sauce mixture of taco bell mild sauce, A1 stake sauce, and mustard for a snack

#mental state update #baguette #help me

Question:

How in the HECK do I️ know if I️ like someone and how I’m the GOSH do I️ know if they like me too?

Because I️ have no clue

#help me #unknown feelings #how do i human

Mental State Update:

Tried to unlock the front door, with the unlock button on my car keys....

#mental state update #help me #car keys

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