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[memeuplift]

[monstersinthecosmos]

This is a really good thread.

[glompcat]

#people want to treat their own bad behavior as if it was as inevitable as the weather #and then when the people they're assholes to are like 'actually fuck you' and stand up for themselves #they get all pearl clutchy about how they have a ~right to express themselves~ and how other people ~just can't handle the truth~ #toddlers (via @shesgonnachangetheworld)

[loveridden1999]

doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.

[loveridden1999]

remember remember

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[creekfiend]

Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead

[creekfiend]

Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement

[captain-price-returns]

jfc

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

descendants 5 is a horror movie from pink's perspective. like she was barely relevant to the plot but can you imagine being her. imagine you wake up in a lovely supportive magical household and everything seems normal, it's your first day of school and you're going WITH your beloved big sister who you're super close to. you go into her room and she looks at you like she's never seen you before. like she's confused as to why you're in her house. but she doesn't look like she recognizes the house either. in fact, she looks extremely confused at everything normal that's going on. you hand her her favorite hairbow and she tosses it aside like you gave her a pile of shit. and like. okay. maybe the new school is stressing her out more than i thought. she'll probably be fine. and then at school she's still acting different and trying to hang out with the bad news kids and treating the cool kids like they're idiot garbage and you're like. wow ok REALLY bad first day stress. then your mom gets kidnapped and you're like okay we gotta go save her. except your sister tries to leave without you, not to protect you, but because she like, totally forgot you existed. and then this whole rescue mission she's acting like she has no clue what's going on or how things work in your own BACKYARD and looking over you like you're just part of the group of random kids she brought along and talking in secret to this random girl and the son of the guy who kidnapped your mom who you don't trust for obvious reasons but she's really partial to for some reason???

and like. you have no idea that the reason is because this ISN'T your sister. your sister was NEVER real. this is the version of your sister from an alternate timeline where YOU never existed and she NEVER knew who you were. not just that but she was from a timeline where your doting and loving mother was a violent abusive dictator who explicitly told her that she did not love her. and the only reason you exist is because your sister went back in time to stop her mother from taking over the world and murdering even more people than she already did and when she came back to the present the fact you existed was a COMPLETE accident. one of many butterfly effects. you were never supposed to be there and she was never supposed to love you because you only became real last night. how many of your memories are real and how many were rewritten by the time stream resetting itself?

and above all that. NOBODY EVER TELLS HER THIS. she just thinks her sister was really fuckin weird and cold and distant for like three days. like again she basically did nothing in the movie but im obsessed with her i think disney channel should branch out and try a psychological horror for the next film

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

bout 30 minutes into the new descendants movie and already it kinda fucks. they clearly went in knowing "yeah we're just throwing things at the wall to see what sticks so we might as well have some fun with it" and they ARE. everyone's hamming it tf up and even though the cgi doesnt look real it's got some kind of stylization that at least makes it not eye-bleedingly bad. they're on movie 5 they know disney's just throwing money at them so they're like "okay they wanted hetbait so it's with uhhhh a fucking madrigal idgaf. the dodos are steampunk and the flamingos are made of roses. red's time travel somehow fixed her parents' marriage enough to get her a whole-ass sibling. listen to this bop of a villain song and then suffer through the 'group hates each other but has to work together' song. the cheshire cat is awkwafina"

[totalnerd27]

I just finished Descendants 5 and one thing i am SURE of is that Luis Madrigal’s father is Maui from Moana.

Everyone said his enhanced strength made no sense since that’s not how magic in the Madrigal family works, but very few considered the fact that the magic was GONE at the end of the movie. Which implies that rather than Luisa having strength, his father does.

Luis in “Did You Hear About Them” says he has a tattoo of one of his adventures— which then proceeds to move just like Maui’s do.

In the same song, he sings about his exploits alongside Hazel Hook. What does that remind you of?

Furthermore, he tells Red when he saves her in the mad house “I’m partial to gracias, but I accept thank you”.

HE WAS LITERALLY TRYING TO GET HER TO THANK HIM SO HE COULD SAY YOU’RE WELCOME.

Also, this is more of a reach, but on his suit jacket at the end of the movie during the tea party, there’s what looks like a sun stitched into it. But looking at his original costume, it’s more likely to be a smaller version of the Madrigal candle.

[agarthanguide]

Link to the article

We regret to inform you that the sunshine and friendship app is actually a children killing app.

[delusional-dog-nath]

As a long fan of pokemon go since the release

Im so fucking done.

I hate this world

[depsidase]

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[moxpunkisms]

seth rollins u have to come back and shoot logan paul. seth rollins the youtube man thinks he can serve cunty heel like u. seth rollins remind him he has thirty minutes.

[blackdisneyprince]

i truly love how seth rollins and cm punk’s feud went from “i hate you with every fiber of my being” to “my wife could kick your wife’s ass.”

[radioactive-yuri]

it's so crazy how seth rollins is the perfect character. evil. funny. haunted by the memory of a man who, for all intents and purposes, was erased from his reality. distinct laugh. insane wardrobe. hates logan paul. has an evil wife that he loves evilly. bisexual. wears huge sunglasses indoors. destroyed and betrayed himself for nothing. would do it again for enrichment. nothing is ever his story, he's just a character in everybody else's stories. he's from iowa

[troublepunk-ldn]

me as a teenager: man it sucks to have no privacy or autonomy but i guess its for a good reason. when i turn 18 i will realise how young i was and understand why they did all that.

me as an adult: teenagers are an oppressed class, their abuse is normalised and systemic and they need to start killing people