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Taehyung: *pokes jungkook with car keys*

Jungkook: what you doing bro

Taehyung: just trying to turn you on bro

Jungkook: bro

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Jungkook, under his breath: future husband say what.

Taehyung: what?

Jungkook: [screeches internally]

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Taehyung: can I have 2 tickets please?

Clerk at movies: sure, for Romeo and Juliet?

Taehyung: No, for Jungkook and me.

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Taehyung: idk how to flirt Imma just stare at jungkook till he marries me.

[yumigguk]

he takes care of my bunny aww

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Taehyung: why don’t you have a boyfriend?

Jungkook: I have strict parents. why don’t you?

Taehyung: you have strict parents.

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Yoongi: don’t you love space?

Taehyung: yeah, personal space.

Yoongi:

Yoongi: you’re literally cuddling Jungkook like your life depends on it.

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Yoongi: is that a hickey?

Jungkook: no, it’s just a mosquito bite.

Taehyung, walking in: hi, guys!

Yoongi: hi, mosquito.

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Yoongi: what’s up with Taehyung? he’s been lying on the floor for like an hour.

Jimin: he’s just a little overwhelmed.

Yoongi: why-

Jimin: Jungkook giggled.

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Jungkook: bro

Taehyung: what bro?

Jungkook: what is your goal in life?

Taehyung: to be kissed by someone in the rain

Taehyung: how about you bro?

Jungkook: to be that someone

Taehyung: bro

Jungkook: bro

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Taehyung: alright which one of you flat foots stole my dumpling?

Jungkook: it was me.

Taehyung: *punches Jimin in the face*

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Taehyung: so you and I are?

Jungkook: pronouns?

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Taehyung: I won’t hesitate to fight everyone who talks shit about my baby.

Jungkook: I’m such a loser. No one loves me.

Taehyung: THAT’S IT. you beautiful piece of art. FIGHT ME!

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Taehyung: are you a dom or a sub?

Jungkook: I love dominos and subway equally, but it really depends on the day and how I’m feeling y’know.

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Jungkook: I don’t know why taehyung doesen’t notice me!

Jungkook: I’m energetic, I’m loyal, I’m friendly!

Yoongi:

Yoongi: probably because he already has a dog.

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Jungkook, smiling during a long conference: ehehe

Namjoon, leaning over to him: Either give me the laser pointer or put it away

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Jungkook: about a week ago, Taehyung and I kissed.

Yoongi: and?

Jungkook: I thought you’d be more suprised.

Yoongi: Oh, sorry.

Yoongi: *in a shocked voice* and?