TaeTea

"It's lit fam" nonbinary Lil potate. I'm a disaster who isn't consistent. Happy days.

[kugisakiss]

happy hxh revival day besties

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[egberts]

just learned about the dude in 1992 who got a liver transplant from a baboon and then died 70 days later

[ardent-38]

Vital question; Was his death related to the baboon liver inside his body?

[egberts]

actually no, they don't think so

[boopednose]

The baboon was not a very good surgeon

[pissvortex]

Which ape has the strongest concept of sin

All chimps are devout catholics but go to hell by choice

[executed-deactivated20161004]

[vltra7-deactivated20231230]

Life is so funny for putting me on tumblr. But it makes sense

[doggosource]

[memorycycle]

you cant drink a water pokemons water thats just not righr

[squeakitties]

[amotleycrew]

hey. the celebrities and corporations are growing to try tumblr. you may want to drive them off the site, or find them amusing, ie “well THIS one can stay.” they may try to engage with the culture. they may do their research. DO NOT ENGAGE. do not bother. don’t fucking acknowledge them. don’t mess with their heads. don’t reply to them as a bit. let them think this site is a lost cause. let them fizzle out and die

[panpinecone]

bowser reacting to mario’s tux vs bowser reacting to mario’s dress

[coffeedads]

Bowser respects gender non-conforming Mario even if he WASN’T INVITED

[edwad]

now that everyone from twitter has joined tumblr overnight, it's time to lay a couple ground rules:

1. it's not called a "retweet", it's called a "reblog", but if you're REALLY cool, you refer to it as a "rebagel"

2. if someone has fewer followers than you, it is totally fair to call them "irrelevant", but it is actually more stinging to call them "irrelephant"

3. if you see someone irl that you think might have a tumblr, you're supposed to say "i like your shoe laces". the correct response, which any true tumblrite would know by heart, is "thanks, i stole them from the president"

4. there is a particular phenomenon that happens after 12am EST called "nightblogging", and everything after this point is the fault of the australians

5. tumbeasts

[midori1974hijau]

[cantalope-enthusiast-blog]

[funnytwittertweets]

[thisishalloween1331]

Can’t wait to fill my house with Halloween decor everywhere 🧡

[memewhore]

[byjove]

here’s a concept: a cool old-timey pirate boss but instead of having a parrot on his shoulder it’s just a really really big snail which is exotic and terrifying to all his victims

[byjove]

pirate: gimme my cut or I’ll feed ye to Leonard

cabin boy: *gulps in terror*

Leonard:

[wordfather]

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