Three Goblin Art
Not today Justin
occasionally subtle
Origami Around
wallacepolsom
oozey mess
Xuebing Du
if i look back, i am lost
Show & Tell
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ojovivo
blake kathryn
Monterey Bay Aquarium
dirt enthusiast
Andulka
Sade Olutola
One Nice Bug Per Day
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@taeray
Everyone is attuned to some element in nature, and they can utilise the element in their lives. When someone is born attuned to two or more, they are considered weaker, lesser people. You were born attuned to three, and mastered them, but hid your extra attunements. Until now.
Loki’s knives
tbh though if i were mccoy i’d be pretty fucking fed up with spock too. imagine you’re a doctor, you dedicate your life to learning how care for hundreds of different life forms and species across the galaxy, and then your wife divorces you, which leads you to enlisting as a doctor for starfleet. this is WAY outside of your comfort zone, you hate adventure and you’d rather be sittin on a porch in the sun with some sweet tea in hand and your daughter on your knee, but you ain’t got nowhere else to go, and who are you if you aren’t a doctor? you’ve dedicated your whole life and so much more to healing. so you enlist, you get assigned to a starship. not your dream job, but if there’s one thing leonard mccoy knows how to do it’s treat patients. and then THIS MEDICAL MARVEL MOTHERFUCKER comes in with his fucked up gene spliced half human half vulcan biology and the rarest most obscure blood type even among vulcans with ZERO precedent for his existence or medical baseline and also happens to be THE WORST PATIENT IN HISTORY. REFUSES to sit still and follow instructions. always making smart ass comments about your silly human emotionalism. you’ll get insane fucking readings and be like “spock i think you’re dying” and the bastard will answer with a straight face “yes. that’s just pon farr.” “can you tell me how to treat it?” “no.” and then just walks out of the fucking sickbay. you’re constantly busting your ass trying to figure out how to keep this human-alien catboy mix’n’match medical nightmare from hell alive and healthy and all you get in return is backhanded compliments from an emotionally stunted fruit. and you can’t even complain about it to your best friend because he’s too busy doodling this obstinate motherfucker’s name all over his notebook while eye-fucking him on the middle of the bridge. hell i’d be an alcoholic too.
Oh yea and then when he finally dies and you can rest you find out he strait up possessed you like a ghost so you can revive him from the dead
me remembering that luke and rey didn’t even have a good relationship and we didn’t get to see them as a parental relationship or even as friends
cant believe they expected us to believe luke saw rey; a lonely kid from a desert planet dreaming about finding her parents, struggling with her identity, and dealing with the weight and pressure of bringing back the jedi…. and he didnt want to help her. not only that, they also made them argue the whole time. SICK
the real luke skywalker would meet rey and be like oh i know you. i’m your dad now. i can teach you three things: how to Force, how to make the perfect cup of hot chocolate, and how to destroy fascists. let’s go do barrel-rolls in x-wings
the way the real luke skywalker would have taken a single glance at that feral desert girl and been like. "my child now." come here girl I'll teach you how to build moisture vaporators so you never have to exploit yourself for water. yes this is more important than jedi training. yes we can cover that later. oh you want to fight kyle? oh you're struggling with the idea that he might still have a soul? ok learn from my mistakes and don't lose a hand in a fight you can't win, but also did i tell you about the time i beat my dad's ass so hard he bounced back to the light side? funny story actually,
all of this in the 10 minutes after she gives him anakin's lightsaber
Rey: i was abandoned by my family on a backwater desert planet and waited for them for most of my life before a droid and the man who would become my best friend showed up and i chose to leave everything i knew behind in order to help save them and help the rebellion. i am very strong with the force and want to learn in order to protect the ones i love but my own capacity for darkness scares me. i need help understanding who i am and what my power means
Luke:
the force: here, have an apprentice who's a metaphorical narrative mirror for you. she needs guidance and a mentor figure.
luke: oh you mean my new daughter
the force: what
Rey: here dad meet my friends
Luke, meeting orphan mechanic rebel rose tico, pilot with a flair for drama poe dameron, and man who chose goodness in the face of overwhelming evil and is powerful in the force finn: oh you mean all my new kids
luke, talking to the force ghosts of the jedi council: so my first apprentice grogu has a mandalorian dad right? and he told me about how he rescued him and adopted him and how that's custom for mandalorians, right? to adopt the children they rescue. so THEN i got hit with a tax bill for religious organizations and i thought you know what doesn't get taxed? children. like when you have a child. you're not paying the government for having a child. SO i thought you know what i ain't payin the government shit-
force ghost obi-wan: but isn't leia the chancellor?
luke: EXACTLY imagine paying taxes to your sister!!! i'd rather die. anyway that's how i ended up with 15 children. they're all skywalkers.
yoda: force-sensitive, some of them are not.
luke: yes. your point?
@softieskywalker you can’t just leave absolute gold in the tags
Happy Star Wars Day!
#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me
I really don’t feel like we as a society are talking enough about this
TURN THE FUCKING AUDIO ON
OMG THIS IS THE CUTEST!
the only thing keeping me on twitter is this account
I live for these
ah, how could I forget the best one
and then there’s just this:
have some more
alec hardison :
- faked being a lawyer and actually won a case that was declared open and shut by all parties involved
- managed to stop a plane crash from miles away, while posing as a long-term employee in a company (and actually had everyone believe he’d been working there for years)
- played one of the most difficult violin solos magnificently (even if you take nate’s hypnosis into account, which i don’t, he wouldn’t have been able to do it if he didn’t already have the talent required)
- forged a historical document so brilliantly it fooled an expert
- hacked the smartest and most efficient security system in the world to save his teammates, with a laptop he found in the back of his truck. in a SINGLE DAY.
- took control of an airport control tower by faking a tornado alert
there are so many more instances of hardison being an actual genius who can adapt to any situation and do seemingly impossible things quicker than anyone. i love him SO much
agatha: I am the strongest witch, I have studied magic for a long time and survived the Salem witch trials and managed to make my way here
loki: I am the best mage in all the nines, I have spent centuries studying magic theory and seidr
stephen: I am a most talented sorcerer around, in only a number of months I learnt enough to become sorcerer supreme and i have also defeated dormammu
wanda: yall study?
AAAAAAAAAAAAA IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT ALL MY LIFE
mishkan ga'avah: where pride dwells, edited by rabbi denise l. eger
wanda: is altering reality
loki: is fucking up history's timeline
stephen: is pissed off that he has to clean up the mess created by his two younger chaotic wizard siblings with issues
hardison and parker are the slowest fucking burn i’ve ever seen she straight up told him she wanted to be with him (via pretzels admittedly) and then it takes like 5 more episodes for him to kiss her on the cheek i am gonna DIE of OLD AGE before these two kiss for real huh
