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Herb • she/her • shitposts and wonder

[fosterova]

Everywhere in the world they hurt little girls Book Dany and Sansa

[pocket-deer-belly]

i do actually think it's crazy that employers get a say over shit like tattoos and piercings and we just let that happen

[pocket-deer-belly]

if you look cool as fuck you become unemployable

[pocket-deer-belly]

i do also mean like, face tattoos, yall know that right

[partyinthecloudkingdom]

besides the obvious that people should have the right to do what they want with their bodies as a form of self expression, the stigma against face tattoos specifically has a long, violent, racist, imperialist history that stretches across the globe

[wiskie]

“Remember, nothing tastes as good as skinny feels 😇”

[clubpenguinkiller]

cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at

[cosmonautroger]

Hebden Bridge, Calderdale, West Yorkshire (England)

[princefuckyouknickers]

[rain-droplet]

in fair verona, we lay our scene

[neenarchive]

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

[neenarchive]

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

[elektrashocktherapy]

At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again

[cutecipher]

having a stern talk with Ricky about drinking.

[rickybabyboy]

is a hearty milk cow a new type of vicious tiger?

[rickybabyboy]

finally a real expert

[kaijuno]

[evilwizard]

[skunkbear]

This is one slice of an incredible high resolution, enhanced color image of Pluto, recently released by NASA. You can see the full, larger version here. 

Credit: NASA/JHUAPL/SwRI

[annabelle--cane]

I get that this is mostly a me thing but seeing so many posts making fun of "holy blood cannibalism pomegranate deer" style writing just makes me sad ;-; . guys that's a lot of people's first stab at poetry that's hobby art that's a vulnerable thing to post those are passion projects...

[annabelle--cane]

also this might be my bias as a vampire liker showing but. have you guys SEEN blood?

[wizardarchetypes]

the truth is if you're writing poetry just keep writing it no matter what people say because someone is going to say something SO mean no matter WHAT you write, and what you've written will still be 100% more impactful to the world than whatever they say about it. i recently saw my own like 7 year old tweet pop up on pinterest and it remains true

[fexalted]

[image description: two tweets by vampireapologist (@/mallaidhanne).

the first reads: "Hate how much we make fun of melodramatic poetry in this day & age. Ur not better than any 16 year old pouring their heart out on tumblr just bc you refuse to embrace the mortifying ordeal that is the spectrum of human emotions and passion and yearning like the rest of us".

the second reads: "Anyway my point is that any person who writes a dramatic poem, a sappy song, paints or dances or sings, no matter how "good" the end result is, has done something infinitely more valuable than the people who make fun of them. Enough callousness. Try giving something to the world."]

[snototter]

An adult male fantastic least gecko (Sphaerodactylus fantasticus) in Guadeloupe

[snototter]

i'm actually not sure why sphaerodactylus are often called least geckos but i have to assume its just one of the least amounts of gecko you can get

[couriernewvegas]

trust that garlic and i are well acquainted

[dubiousculturalartifact]

The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.

I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.

Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?

It ain’t Kermit

[anyroads]

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

[mindovermuses]

But who is the single human cast member in this tale? Who gets to put in an Oscar-worthy performance alongside the Muppets and what role are they to play?

[muffinflarp69]

There’s no single human, everyone is a Muppet except for one scene. Circe, played by Janice, turns Odysseus’s crew into humans who still behave animalistic and are all played by Academy Award winning actors.

[cardinal-atis]

one man’s history is another man’s doomed yaoi

[cheddar-baby]

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

[cheddar-baby]

Hey? You doin alright @ghost--bot ??

[ghost--bot]

[heehoothefool]

[tieflingkisser]

[lesbianslimefriend]

here's where to find it on windows 10

[auroroboros1]

fuckyeah microsoft ships with a keylogger now!

[kingpretty]

Me n who

[autumngracy]

This could be us but the US government won't let disabled people marry each other without losing their disability benefits 💕

[lovirgo]

If you would like to change that, call your reps cuz there’s a new bill that raises the limit from $2,000-10,000 for single people and $5,000-20,000 for couples and it’s bipartisan.