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[wha-shitpost]

[danieljoyniel]

Kitchen Nightmares, now with extra basil(isk)

[dnyane]

How to tell your nephew you are gonna be fuckin his widowed mom?

Step 1: Beat him senseless. Proving that you could kill him at any time, and hence you are not interested in killing him, because you love him, like a son.

Step 2: Order him, the King, to give you the most powerful position in the kingdom, so you can enforce the "ways" that you yourself came across through delusions and some very suspicious book.

Step 3: Post script the fact that you are gonna be fuckin his mom now onwards, and ask him to get used to it, on your way out.

[bubblesandpages]

Characters bonded with spren will have you shouting at them to hurry up with their character development so they can reach level thirty and unlock their spren's tragic backstory and adjacent lore like they're some kind of trainer-pokémon pair meets otome game character

[braaaaain]

Sadeas was an evil wife guy.

Let me explain. For the longest time, I never understood why Sadeas reacted so strongly to Wit joking about him sleeping around. He's clearly very securely monogamous. His wife is an excellent court politician with the most extensive spy network and a deft manipulator. They're both geniuses united in ruthless ambition. The only person one trusts completely is the other.

But that's the thing. All the things that make Ialai so beautiful to him aren't readily apparent to the public. He himself admits she's not conventionally attractive. She's not very highly placed and comes from a family that's tacky enough to give her a perfectly symmetrical name. A lot of people probably think he had to marry low because he was considered a backwater warlord when they got together. He's probably heard a million jokes about it.

He probably heard a joke about him sleeping around as Wit calling her ugly and "HOW DARE YOU YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A WONDERFUL MASTERMIND SHE IS DO YOU KNOW HOW LUCKY I AM????!!!"

[gladewinds]

The true meaning of friendship is sharing meals together.

[i-am-not-a-poet01]

In hindsight "oh btw I'm fucking your mom" was an insane way to end Way of Kings.

[spockfascinated]

I am obsessed with the IDIC symbol. I'm well aware that it was introduced as a cash grab, but in-universe it is such a giant FU from our petty bitch king Spock. Think ab how Surak theorized an "infinite diversity infinite combinations" state of mind. But then Vulcans are xenophobic as fuck. Spock wearing the IDIC symbol as a necklace, a constant reminder to Vulcans that he embodies Surak's teachings more than they do, is the most "fuck you" behavior I can conceive.

Also, Spock using the IDIC symbol as a giant glittery mural in his Enterprise quarters is the most gay thing you will ever see in your life.