#@incorrectquotesideas

[headcans-oneshots-and-stuff]

Jason: I didn’t want to do this, but I know one way we can get the money.

Y/N: You’d make a decent prostitute.

Jason: I’d make an amazing prostitute, but I was actually talking about this guy I know.

[headcans-oneshots-and-stuff]

Jason: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Y/N: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

Damian: Three of us saw it, Y/N. How do you explain that?

Y/N: [points at Tim] Sleep deprivation. [points at Damian] Paranoid. [points at Dick] Delusional personality disorder.

[headcans-oneshots-and-stuff]

Bruce, at Damian's Wedding: To Y/N, I would say this:

Bruce: You have released me. This monster is yours now.

[headcans-oneshots-and-stuff]

[Jason has lost his favorite helmet]

Y/N: Jay, it’s only a helmet.

Jason, aghast: Only a helmet?

Dick: Jay’s a little attached to that helmet. He thinks it’s lucky.

Jason: It is lucky. I ain’t never died while wearing that helmet.

Y/N, frowning: I… I’m not sure I know how to respond.

Dick: That’s a common reaction to Jay.

[headcans-oneshots-and-stuff]

Jason: I can’t believe you guys are at this lame Gala.

Y/N: You’re here, too.

Jason: Am I?

[headcans-oneshots-and-stuff]

Y/N: Lesbians, what is your wisdom?

Kate: World hard and cold… titty soft and warm.

Cass: Girl hot.

Steph: Watch Naruto.

[headcans-oneshots-and-stuff]

Y/N, trying to do small talk: Wow, you sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian.

Kate: Yeah, you know, you have to take a course, otherwise they don’t let you do it

[headcans-oneshots-and-stuff]

Jason: Hey everybody, today I bumped into Damian in the hallway, so I’m starting a kickstarter to put them down.

Jason: [pulls out a picture of Damian with “die, please” written on in and a graph] Benefits of killing him would be I would see him way less.