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'The Imperium is the only way humanity can survive in 40k' The Imperium is WHY humanity is doomed in 40k.
The whole point is that their stupid fascist take over and genocide of 99% of xenos races that could have potentially been allies resulted in them being stuck alone with the other 1% of races that are brutal and terrifying enough to survive as mortal enemies.
The whole point is that their stupid facist empire is so rotten to the core, so miserable and empty in fullfilment that people willingly sell their souls to one of four super satans and their color coded hells just to HAVE something else.
The whole point is that their stupid fascist philosophy will regularly kneecap any attempts at reform or efficency, even if it's an outright improvement with no holds bar because they are so backwards and zealous they would rather scream heresy and demand executions.
It is a rotting empire, trapped in a hell of its own making, with no way out and slowly crumbling from within and without. And GOOD for that too.
— DOMESTICATED LOVERS !
just a case of the yearning.
𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝔀𝓱𝓸 𝔂𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓼 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝔀𝓱𝓸 𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓼.
He remembered the day she first slept over, like really slept.
He knew she was convincing herself some twisted shit to find a reason not to, that he wouldn't want her there, "Baby, we are together at least 6 days out of the week."
He wished he could just pluck all the nonsense from her beautiful brain, so other thoughts could it, like the way she loved to sing to him lover, you should come over and he couldn’t help but be enamored by her, or the fact she loved to watch the birds in the house he’d set out on the fire escape when he noticed she loved to watch them, when she'd stop by in the morning with coffee even though he hated she’d pay for it, even if he didn’t have it at the time.
He’d always make it work.“Baby, thank you very much but-” he would start, but soon be cut off with a peck and that little smirk he loved.
He stared at her, she way her eyes would flutter every 20 seconds he wondered if she was dreaming about us: he would chuckle to himself, wondering if she thought about him the way he did.
She consumed his thoughts, his whole being, it was always “-” ‘-” just constantly “-” all day everyday, she was always there no matter who was around, what he was doing: she’d always be there.
In his head, his heart, soul.
— was gonna make this strictly toji, but decied to keep it nameless. would y'all be interested in more like this lmk!!!
— cs you ever just sit and wonder what it would be like to have a love, a love like those for the books, well yea me too. fic coming soon.
Fawcett house party’s.
Fawectt may have the reputation of being good city due to the big cheese. And the city is good during the day, but the night life of fawectt is insane.
The college parties run rampant with both magic and non-magic drugs and drinks. Parties that were filled to the brim with food. The door always open with a constant cycle of people leaving and joining.
Lots of parties are stopped by Captain Marvel, but some are allowed to continue. No one knows the rules on why but people start to speculate that he has friends in the parties checking that nothing bad happens.
Almost always when a party has lots people you will see something resembling a kid in a worn down red sweater. If you see it, that’s how you know the people hosting are safe people to be around. As that’s the cheeses inside guy the cryptic that knows everything that happens in parties and only stays in the safe ones.
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See Billy didn’t know he became cryptid. All he wanted was some food after patrol and all of the food joints that normally give him food were closed for the night.
The only place that had food were the parties. And some people randomly chose to host a party at the abandoned warehouse he was staying at.
He didn’t feel like finding a new place for the night so he chose to steal some food and water then sleep in the quietest corner he could find.
People didn’t bother him so he decided to try getting some food from a party again then running back to his camp. He would only go to places that he knew had no drugs and no magic to do this. Billy loves magic with all his heart but he needs a break sometimes.
(It’s been a bit sorry. Also sorry if this is ooc 😭)
Hello umablr. I think I’ve been here for nearly 2 months now? And this has been my favorite aquarium that in get to watch and tap during this exam season so I wanted to give my flowers to the folks responsible
Initially I was Gona send individual anion asks to each, and then I got to the mod of trancend/dober/air messaiah/Fortnite/chiynono-you get the picture- and couldn’t figure out which account to send to, so I’m just Gona make a big post instead to become comprehensive and also save on time. So here goes
Umablr mod appreciation post!!
Love this torpedo shaped belly. This picture is taken at the prefect angle and so beautiful. Anyone want to give me a belly like this?
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Note game! (green = done, blue = doing)
1 note - hi first person
10 notes - I'll organize my old textbooks
20 notes - I'll make an edit from my tiktok
30 notes - y'all get pics of my cats
40 notes - I'll finally start my book
50 notes - I'll watch any show y'all want
60 notes - I'll bring back backshots the musical and write another act
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