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[sketchyfandomgirl]

Thinking of Grace on Erid sleeping in and jolting in a panic thinking “I’m late for school!” only to tell himself he’s a grown man and goes back to bed.

Only to jolt back up in panic, remembering he’s a teacher. But then again, belatedly remembers that he’s not on Earth anymore and doesn’t teach middle school now. He lies down once again.

Only to jump up one last time, remembering:

“I’M A TEACHER ON ERID!”

[timeforfingchaos]

"OMG PPL ARE HEADCANONING (insert fictional masc woman) AS TRANS MASC!!" Well y'all have been headcanoning actual real life trans men as masculine women since the beginning of time so I think you can cope

[misspossexxive]

i'm a firm believer that jack abbot is obsessed with giving you pussy inspections.

in the morning, in the evening, after making sweet love to you or after he’s fucked your brains out. he would spread your legs apart, massaging the soft skin of your thighs, his eyes would examine your pretty pussy. but soon, those same hands that had been resting on your legs would slowly open you up.

his thumb would stroke your clit, while at the same time his calloused fingers would slowly thrust into your entrance, gently stretching it open.

you’d be a whimpering mess in a matter of seconds, trying to pull jack closer and push him away at the same time, but he’d just hush you like a child “it’s okay, baby. daddy’s just got to make sure your little pussy’s all right.”

and when he would see traces of crimson blood on his fingertips? a spark would flash in his eyes, one you wouldn't notice , not when you were feeling his breath on your pussy because he was so close, but his hands would clench tighter around your body, and suddenly it wouldn't be his fingers pressing into your gummy walls, but his tongue, entering deep inside you, making you moan breathlessly “daddy's going to make sure you feel nice and numb now, okay? i don't want my pretty girl to be in pain when she's on her period. see, that's why it's so important to let daddy have a look at your sweet pussy.”

© misspossexxive

[kikichoo]

pervy bf!choso headcanons <3

cw: slight puppy play?, gender neutral reader, sweat kink, bdsm, sub choso

pervy bf!choso who gets hard when you yell at him.

pervy bf!choso who has a sweat kink.

pervy bf!choso who gets off to the thought of you stepping on him.

pervy bf!choso who’ll eat you out anywhere, anytime. Whether it’s after you’ve came back from the gym, in a empty parking lot, or even in a random public bathroom. He’s always up to it.

pervy bf!choso who loves getting smacked by you during sex.

pervy bf!choso who desperately wants you to peg him. But he’s too nervous to ask you.

pervy bf!choso who loves using your panties as a gag when he jerks off.

pervy bf!choso who uses your cum as coffee creamer.

pervy bf!choso who loves being bossed around by you.

pervy bf!choso who wears a collar with your name on it under his clothes. He loves knowing that you own him, that he’s yours.

A/N: if Choso was real we’d be fucking every hour

© @kikichoo 2026. Do not repost my works, translate, or feed into any form of ai.

[jube-art]

Rocky in the movie is 80 cm, Rocky in the book says that Eridians are 50 cm, on average.

Anyway, lets talk about how fucked, physically, up a human astronaut would be if left alone in space for 50 years. We don't even require gravity to eat like Eridians do!

[magneticghouls]

“this is ilya, i will never listen to your voicemail” and shane takes that to heart!!

he thinks ilya doesn't ever listen to his messages, so maybe he starts leaving one here and there. maybe they're nothing really, just a note to say he tried to call. sometimes leaving off with "oh, this is shane. by the way" he calls when he knows ilya won't be able to pick up; "hey, uh. i know you won't get this, but i was thinking about you. i miss you. i know you're just in ottawa but... sometimes it feels a lot further. i love you." and sometimes he'll be watching a game and god. he wants to talk to ilya about that play, so he'll leave message about it. shane never really tells ilya that this is something he does.

ilya knows, of course. watches his voicemail fill up little by little. always makes sure there's space for new ones. has ones that he listens to so often that knows them by heart. memorizes the way shane laughs because he thinks no one will hear it, the sound of his breath on the other line between words. he listens to every one of them.

[frozenartscapes]

Zoey, half-awake at 2:30am and shuffling to the kitchen to get a glass of water: *about to flick on the light, but freezes, suddenly wide awake*

The Two Glowing Disembodied Eyes in the Darkness: O O

Rumi's voice: Hey Zoey. What's up?

Zoey: ...Rumi?

Rumi: Yes?

Zoey: Hold on. Wait there.

Zoey, shaking Mira awake: Mira. Mira. Wake up.

Mira, half-awake: Ngh... Zoey?

Zoey: Rumi has eyeshine.

Mira: Wha???

Zoey: Rumi has eyeshine

Mira, trying to go back to sleep: Leave this for morning, Zo.

Zoey, calling into the hallway: Hey Rumi? Can you come here a sec?

The Two Glowing Disembodied Eyes in the Darkness, appearing in Mira's doorway: O O

Mira, falling out of bed: WHAT THE FU—

Zoey, unfazed: Also I think she can see in the dark.