#((he's not))

[impyssadobsessions]

DPxDC Journalist Knows Prompt

Ok so have this idea : D Danny should have said anything- anything else to his Parents when they ask what he was going to do with his life.

But no, he blurted out in frustration "I don't know" - which yeah he was still miffed from being boxed by the boxghost.

Even more so as his friends keep looking at the clip of him doign so. AND his homework was destroyed, AGAIN. He worked all week on that!

Then his parents got a call from Mr. Lancer about his attendance and him "lying" about his homework, again. Like the town is invested with ghosts- its not that unbelievable.

Either way none of that mattered. Because now he was stuck on a plane halfway towards metropolis, To meet a journalist who his Mom use to be friends with when they were little.

Clark something.

She said a journalist is one of the best people to figure things out with- because they never stop asking why, how and what!

And that's what he's afraid of.

(Maddie grew up in same area at least for a bit with the Kents. And ask Clark Kent to help her son find something to strive towards.)

I Imagine Danny had a mental break on him being frustrated with not getting things done- (trying his best not to slip his tongue)

And his parents took it to heart- that danny is trying but is struggling.

So while trying to figure out what to do she sees the card Clark gave her a while back, if they ever wanted to interview about the portal. Which they had declined until it was tested further.

And a if they ever need a hand. It might be rude to ask, but he was always so kind. At first it started as asking for advice, since she couldn't recall why Clark decided to move and become a journalist.

Then it turned into a jovial conversation, and then more about Danny. Then Clark had offer to show Danny what opportunities there was.

Maddie wanted to turn him down but on more thought and talk with Jack- especially when they found Danny with his face in the cereal, that it might be a boost he needed. (they're trying for danny uwub) Hinting Clark had picked up on something about Danny already XD

ALSO ooo got this idea like Danny plane almost crashes, ppl assume superman saved them but superman (who was hurrying to stop other trouble afoot AND be on time to be at the airport to pick up Danny) Knows that someone else had saved the plane. He had arrived barely before it crashed into a building from an emergency landing, even noticed how it phased through his hands. Only to turn solid once the plane was "safe" Already proving his hunch on Maddie's kid. But he doesn't let Danny in on that he knows. Knowing it was a sensitive topic.

[managone16]

James: Hey Pads! Sirius, still kissing Remus: What. James: I don't wanna keep you from anything, but I need to tell you something not significant but you- Sirius, annoyed: What. James: I just wanna let you know- James: Imdatingyourbrother. Sirius: Okay, cool. Leave. James, blinking: Yeah, of cour-yeah bye. *begins to rush out* Sirius, realising: Wait. What? James? YOU-James Potter, please tell me you did not just say you're dating my brother- James: Uhh- *takes a step back* Sirius, glaring: Potter. James: oH would you look at the time! I have to do Regulus'-gotta go! Remus, amused: you have to do Regulus? Sirius: Moony! What-oh he's gone. FUCK. Oh, you're so dead Potter.

[rubyrider6000]

"Mike Wheeler is straight-"

No.

[glitteringcrab]

What I imagine Rick's thoughts were

Inspired by this.

And also a lofter post about this exact same subject that I can't find ARGH Edit: FOUND IT!!!! Here it is!!

Edit2: Aaaand this other lofter post that you should all absolutely put on google translate (if you can't read Chinese) which is so so SWEET... (here)

[robs-your-robins]

The Justice League and the Robins. With Dick, the Bat comes in, cape swirling and with a small boy in what can only be called the most guady traffic light outfit skipping alongside him. Bats introduces the boy as Robin his partner and the JL rightly go 'WTF' and rag Batman on dragging a child into the fight in Gotham and then to the Watchtower when Robin is out of earshot. Cue Bats giving the most dad sigh and explaining the entire situation, and admitting that Agent A, his elusive partner just couldn't watch the boy so... Well, he's here and he's going to behave. Wrong. Dick is now invited to most JL meetings after that, not because he's well behaved or anything, he's really not but mainly because the JL think it's hilarious to watch Robin bounce around, tug at Batman's cape to get him to crouch down to whisper something in his ear or fawn over Superman which pisses Bats off. Eventually, that little bird flies off and Batman comes in with a new Robin. This Robin is shy at first, barely speaks above a whisper and always has a hand wound in the Bat's cape, clearly he's been warned to behave. The JL eventually learn that he's a good kid, who actually sits at the table on the chair rather than perched on the back of it. This Robin has zero interest in Supes but in Wonder Woman, and the pair often chat hours away to together over books. This is also hilarious because Bats is 0-2 for being his own partner's favourite JL member. The next Robin is less wired or outwardly friendly, the uniform is darker and Bats is not quite himself. But this Robin is clever, he's on par with the JL for deduction skills and he's able to crack jokes after a while that even make the Bat chuckle. The next Robin, she's chaos incarnate, darting around and her smart mouth is too quick for the likes of Green Lantern. Finally, the last Robin, this one doesn't bother with greetings or formalities. He sits himself right at the head of the table and stays there until Bats motions for him to stand behind his chair which the Robin does but with a scowl. When the JL start to try get to know this Robin, they ask the question the Bat dreads, who his favourite JL member is. This Robin just gives them the most withering glance. "My father, of course." To which the Bat has the biggest shit eating grin for all of five seconds before grunting and asking for a status report on the target.

[iveseenthatlovebefore]

I had a fic idea while at a work meeting that could have been just been an email chain and because I was feeling emotional after writing my fuck ubisoft rant:

It's an Ezio/Des fic, naturally (because heehee) but imagine right—Post AC3, Desmond touches the Eye and that lands him in 15th century Italy. Obviously, this is just some last hurrah his brain has cooked up for him before dying, so Desmond takes it in stride: stealing from nobles, following Ezio's footsteps out of nostalgia, and emotionally imprinting on a problem horse he steals and names Clay.

He's vibing.

What he doesn't know is:

He's not hallucinating.

He's very much in 148X.

And there are now widespread rural rumors about a burnt cloaked demon-marked wraith wandering the countryside and terrifying priests, animals, and peasants alike.

Meanwhile, Desmond is just like: "That's weird. I wonder who they're talking about. Probably just some guy with bad luck."

Also Desmond: "I've always wanted to wear Altair's armor myself. This is my death dream—I'm stealing that shit." So he reverse-parkours his way into an Assassin tomb through the exit, steals the last seal while Ezio is busy with canon stuff, and ends up walking out of Monteriggioni fully kitted in the holy armor of his first ancestor like its a goddamn cosplay item.

Then he just starts vibing around Italy in Altair's armor.

Riding his demon horse. Visiting landmarks. Sightseeing like he's on vacation. Accidentally becoming a LEGEND.

Eventually he ends up in Venice just in time to witness Ezio disguised as a guard to retrieve the Piece of Eden from Cyprus. Desmond watches, fond and nostalgic, because he remembers this memory—it's one of the good ones. Where after the fight, Ezio gets his finger branded, formally inducted as an Assassin, and does the leap of faith with all his teachers.

It's a warm moment. Poetic. Emotional.

So naturally, Desmond's intrusive thoughts win.

He sneaks in while everyone's fighting, yoinks the actual Apple of Eden, and replaces it with a literal apple he bought earlier for his horse.

Then he climbs to the top of the viewpoint tower and watches Ezio's formal initiation play out while holding the real POE like it's a fidget spinner.

This is has lived rent free in my brain for the past few days and I fear for what this may mean. But GOD, I love the idea of Desmond being utterly unaware of the chaos he's causing and Ezio running around like—

"WHERE'S THE APPLE? WHO TOOK THE ARMOR??" "ALTAIR????"

Meanwhile, Desmond is just out here, watching what he thinks is canon play out like a 3rd party observer, genuinely thinking he hasn't affected anything and still 100% convinced he's hallucinating.

[ahoynatty]

What happens when you drink the potion..?

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Silly little animatic I did of Alan and Lord x interacting ( I like to think this is how they interact with each other)