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[fishingforjellyfish]

On the 10 year anniversary...

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[nigaki]

Would Bruce and Clark ever be walked in on by other Kryptonians like Kon and Jonathan?

Cause Clark knows all the Batfamily’s heartbeats and is always listening out for them. So he tells his sons to do the same, always be vigilante in case there’s ever a strange shift in their heart beats. He doesn’t want a repeat of what happened to Jason, so he’s good to always be checking in.

Until one day!

Bruce and Clark are doing something dirty, Clark is f-ing Bruce into tomorrow when suddenly. One of the Superboys’ came over to the manor in a panic cause Bruce’s heart beat skyrocketed randomly for no reason and he’s already called other family members about it.

It probably happened only at the beginning.

After Clark gave them the "Bats are reckless" speech, Kon and Jon were paranoid, reacting to any out of ordinary heartbeat pattern among Batfam. It got to the point that Kon(and later also Jon), interrupted a few training sessions because they thought the bats were in danger.

So when one day Kon hears Bruce's heartbeat going crazy and hears him whimpering, he doesn't hesitate and comes into the Manor with a wall.

"Uncle Bruce, are you-... OH MY GOD!"

"KON! GET OUT!"

"GLADLY!"

Kon warned Jon to not repeat his mistake, but Jon, eager little muffin that he is, didn't listen. He wanted to show his dad he's treating the bats' safety seriously.

Kon: Was he in danger?

Jon: My sleep schedule is in danger, I'll have nightmares now! 😭

[infiniteesun]

this is already worth over 200 000 kilobytes and will never be finished, so have this work in progress...

[bowlby4]

[cut-pricemikeyarwood]

This editing thing is getting out of hand... I'll stop, I promise 😭 *runs away screaming*

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[guarddogbutch]

call....... cal.... call her...call her Charlie Kirk the way she's got my strap in her throat?????