There is a cool and popular tweet about Samus Aran microwaving spoons but we could not find it so I had to reconstruct it from memory*
*I have never seen the thing in question so I had to invent a memory first.

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There is a cool and popular tweet about Samus Aran microwaving spoons but we could not find it so I had to reconstruct it from memory*
*I have never seen the thing in question so I had to invent a memory first.
re-listened to this song for the first time in a while and immediately thought of these two. they're so fucked up it's great
Whats your opinion on WR! Kriselle? Its our personal favorite ship
I LV it. It's so cool it's basically the opposite of normal route kriselle since the confident one is Noelle this time.
Ruby: Okay, Team RWBY! This is one of our most dangerous missions yet! We've got to escort this transport full of scared, angry refugees and protect them from the Grimm!
Weiss: And if that wasn't enough, we're going through the badlands, an unexplored region that hasn't been properly charted.
Blake: Even if we can deal with the Grimm, there might be natural hazards that could disrupt the transport.
Yang: Not to mention we might run into bandits that aren't controlled by mom. (Smacks her fists together)
Ruby: So let's get out there and make this work!
Team RWBY: YEAH!
French Narrator: THREE HOURS LATER.
Ruby: (Waving to the people disembarking) Okay, no need to thank us!
Yang: ...That was the most boring mission ever. Only one Grimm showed up, and it was piddling little Creeper.
Blake: Weird, right? Every time we get on train or ship, something outrageously bad happens.
Weiss: I wonder what's different about this mission compared to all those other times?
(Cut)
Oz: Ah-choo!
Oscar: Did you just sneeze inside my head?
Oz: Sorry, I would covered my mouth, but I don't have hands anymore.
I was tagged by @leothil mwah.
Rules: Please make your own post with a poll of things people can steal from your house, thank you!
Steal Something from My House
Gigantic stuffed turtle named Aristurtle
A wooden painted flower from a craft fair
Nancy Drew book collection
A purple crocheted blanket my grandmother made me
A sword (real) I got from a Ren faire
Framed Jurassic Park poster
One of my mugs*
One of the many black choker-style necklaces I own**
Fanart print of Buck and Eddie touching each other's scars***
Nutcracker collection (there are eight)
Bottle of hair dye (any color)
Boxing gloves
*options include: a dragon, another dragon, a mug that says Don't Blink and has a Weeping Angel on the bottom when you lift it to take a sip, a mug with a map of Paris, a mug with a bunch of cats on it, Brennan Lee Mulligan's I CANNOT WIN monologue mug, and a mug with famous women throughout history on it.
**no I don't have a problem. I can stop any time. these are just choices.
***by @nymika-arts
Tagging @captainofthefallen @peridotglimmer @mairaiscarrierofthepaperclips @nymika-arts @tripleaxeldiaz and I give up on remembering people.
Lube flying in is such a stupid phrase. I bet it's because Buck and Tommy use Astroglide
Renfield is bugging me.
Turkish Despair. Dope name.
Yep, really fits in with the aesthetic.
I think we usually call that neighbourhood the Balkans.
Well that's an appropriately depressing end to that little vignette.