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[mcnostril]

There is a cool and popular tweet about Samus Aran microwaving spoons but we could not find it so I had to reconstruct it from memory*

*I have never seen the thing in question so I had to invent a memory first.

[the-angels-vessel]

Whats your opinion on WR! Kriselle? Its our personal favorite ship

I LV it. It's so cool it's basically the opposite of normal route kriselle since the confident one is Noelle this time.

[bobauthorman]

Ruby: Okay, Team RWBY! This is one of our most dangerous missions yet! We've got to escort this transport full of scared, angry refugees and protect them from the Grimm!

Weiss: And if that wasn't enough, we're going through the badlands, an unexplored region that hasn't been properly charted.

Blake: Even if we can deal with the Grimm, there might be natural hazards that could disrupt the transport.

Yang: Not to mention we might run into bandits that aren't controlled by mom. (Smacks her fists together)

Ruby: So let's get out there and make this work!

Team RWBY: YEAH!

French Narrator: THREE HOURS LATER.

Ruby: (Waving to the people disembarking) Okay, no need to thank us!

Yang: ...That was the most boring mission ever. Only one Grimm showed up, and it was piddling little Creeper.

Blake: Weird, right? Every time we get on train or ship, something outrageously bad happens.

Weiss: I wonder what's different about this mission compared to all those other times?

(Cut)

Oz: Ah-choo!

Oscar: Did you just sneeze inside my head?

Oz: Sorry, I would covered my mouth, but I don't have hands anymore.

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

I was tagged by @leothil mwah.

Rules: Please make your own post with a poll of things people can steal from your house, thank you!

Steal Something from My House

Gigantic stuffed turtle named Aristurtle

A wooden painted flower from a craft fair

Nancy Drew book collection

A purple crocheted blanket my grandmother made me

A sword (real) I got from a Ren faire

Framed Jurassic Park poster

One of my mugs*

One of the many black choker-style necklaces I own**

Fanart print of Buck and Eddie touching each other's scars***

Nutcracker collection (there are eight)

Bottle of hair dye (any color)

Boxing gloves

Voting ended onSep 8, 2025

*options include: a dragon, another dragon, a mug that says Don't Blink and has a Weeping Angel on the bottom when you lift it to take a sip, a mug with a map of Paris, a mug with a bunch of cats on it, Brennan Lee Mulligan's I CANNOT WIN monologue mug, and a mug with famous women throughout history on it.

**no I don't have a problem. I can stop any time. these are just choices.

***by @nymika-arts

Tagging @captainofthefallen @peridotglimmer @mairaiscarrierofthepaperclips @nymika-arts @tripleaxeldiaz and I give up on remembering people.

[peppermintquartz]

Lube flying in is such a stupid phrase. I bet it's because Buck and Tommy use Astroglide

[sewards-phonograph]

Renfield is bugging me.

[scrapironflotilla]

Turkish Despair. Dope name.

Yep, really fits in with the aesthetic.

I think we usually call that neighbourhood the Balkans.

Well that's an appropriately depressing end to that little vignette.

[scramjettracy]

Gordon and I are the early birds of the household.

Usually we do our own thing - he swims, I run and we meet up for breakfast after. It might only be a few snatched minutes together before the rest of the day begins but it’s precious time.

Sometimes I’ll have a swim with him, or he’ll run with me. Those are particularly special. I call them our Moana time.

It’s been busy recently and the mornings have been filled with other stuff. So tonight we went for a quick Moana time run in the evening instead… obviously this was where I was waiting for him to catch up 😉

Tracy Island really does do a quality sunset.