Jun 6
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Duke thomas being confused
fucking shit here's another one
danny is heir apparent to the realms, and while he cannot be summoned as he has not been crowned yet, he can still receive gifts.
bear with me
as he is heir apparent, his will is mirrored by the infinite realms. so in the middle of English class, as he's staring at Mr. Lancer, his deep, resonating thought is
"Fuck man I don't get any of this, I need like, a really good English tutor."
meanwhile, in the batcave, constantine goes fucking rigid and stares at Red Hood, who he just knows that the High King wants for some reason or the other.
"Hood, were you aware that the High King of the Infinite Realms wants you handed to him on a silver platter?"
"What."
meanwhile all over the world English professors and teachers and straight A students are going missing and turning up in Amity of all places.
cultists are confused because like, normally the King of Death wants cheeseburgers and frenchfries, but now it wants people? weird but alright, they'll send over people they guess.
kinda hot tho the fact he tried to kill you
How is that "hot"?!?!?!
"Hokage Sama I think Gai wants you to fist him" the Hokage's assistant coughs and looks away with a blush "do I have your permission to take pictures of you do?"
Minato looks up from his paperwork, blinks once, and then a second time.
“…Gai wants me to what?”
His assistant coughs somewhere to the side. Minato glances over, catches the blush, and immediately looks back down at the page as if the report might explain literally any part of this.
It does not.
“I assume,” he says at last, polite and earnest, “this is about training.”
Another cough.
Minato, still entirely missing the problem, nods to himself. “That would make the most sense.”
He sets the papers aside with quiet finality.
“As for the pictures,” he adds, smile small and unsuspecting, “I suppose I don’t mind, as long as they’re not disruptive.”
A beat.
“…Though I’m not sure why anyone would want them.”
Happy Father's Day, Dick got this shirt as a present for Bruce
He's not sure if it's meant to be insulting or not
The Hero of Chaos doesn't do Meetings...
Okay, so we did this on stream! So we talked a LOT about our thoughts on this piece! (I'll make a time laps later!) ANYWAYS-
THE HERO OF CHAOS- So that's a title in the Zelda Timeline that is just sitting there???? We came to a head canon that the Hero of Chaos was who the Fierce Deity USED to be!
Basically, this is set before Hyrule Kingdom was established, so Zelda here is actually Sonia's Grandmother!
The City of Hylia is having trouble with some bandits, Zelda is the leader because (Blood of the Goddess) and her Captain likes to call war meetings. Link here is just a woodworker, who was dragged into this. He was friends with Zelda (And maybe the happy mask salesmen??) and decides to help out the best he can.
Throughout the story, Link has to take on more and more Chaotic energy to be able to stand up to the Demon Majora, in the end, Link was able to seal the Demon into a mask, but was corrupted to the point of no return, so Zelda was forced to seal him into the Fierce Deities mask.
No text version below.
Brain eating bacteria would starve in your head. I love you
Aw, I tell you what darl, what a relief!
Much love, 'nonnie.
"What is up with childhood friend to lovers scenario in these books."
