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2p's daughter brought her boyfriend to dinner, everything was going on fine, until their daughter said "daddy can you pass the salt?" when he reaches to salt to give it to her, her boyfriend reaches to the salt too at the same moment. There is dead silence. How would they react?

➖2pAmerica/ Al: “Boi”S/O’s boyfriend better start praying. Al definitely kicks him out by taking out his trusty old bat. Al’s daughter has to hold him back if she wants her boyfriend to make it out alive. After that, Al makes his daughter tell him everything that went down, especially if they used a condom. ➖2pCanada/ Matt: proceeds to call for Kuma to chase the boy out of the house It doesn’t matter if the house is in the middle of the woods, S/O’s boyfriend has to run through the woods if he wants to be alive. Matt’s daughter better have a PowerPoint ready oh why he shouldn’t kill his daughter’s boyfriend. ➖2pFrance/ François: "How long were you two having sex?”Surprisingly the most chill. Wants to know if his daughter is doing sex safely, and asks both of them questions. His glare hasn’t softened for both his daughter and boyfriend.After all that, he takes the salt and passes it to his daughter. Dinner is awkward af.➖2pEngland/ Oliver: “I’m sorry you wot m8” He is looking at S/O’s boyfriend with an intense stare, not believing how his innocent daughter is with this man. Makes S/O go to her room, leaving only the boyfriend alone. Oliver’s smile doesn’t falter, making sure to scare S/O’s boyfriend as he drills questions. ➖2pChina/ Xiao: “*insert list of all Chinese curses*”This old man would fliP. His daughter doing all of thAT?? Would not approve of S/O’s boyfriend, even asking “WHATS NEXT?? PREGNANCY?? IM TOO YOUNG TO HAVE GRANDCHILDREN” His daughter calmed him down, while the boyfriend makes an escape. Smart boy. ➖2pRussia/ Viktor: “So this is your relation to my daughter.” Not even a question, but a disapproving statement. Already made up his mind that his daughter will no longer be seeing that boy, which is why he kicks him out of the house. Will take years for daughter’s boyfriend to even gain his approval. ➖2pGermany/ Lutz: *lauGHS*When daughter’s boyfriend try to leave, laughter stop and SeriousLutz™ takes over. Definitely asks for aLL the details, making sure to embarrass both his daughter and her boyfriend. Dinner continues per usual, but Lutz makes sure that his daughter knows who’s the true daddy. ➖2pPrussia/ Gilen: “I-I’m sorry?”Hohoho Gilen is shaking cuz he is not used to confronting people. Yet he goes on a full explanation on how his daughter should be treated properlyHis glare is the scariest thing his daughter ever sees. Never anger a Teutonic Knight.➖2pAustria/ Roland: “Run”

Is the only warning Roland gives, and proceeds to send vengeful spirits after the boy. Laughs the whole time cause Roland thinks his daughter’s boyfriend did it on purpose. Takes all the daughter’s strength to make Roland stop and be merciful. ➖2pItaly/ Luciano: “Give me one reason why I shouldn’t kill you right now”Goes to angry route, already have knives in his hand. Waits for one second and throws one near his face as a warning. Ends up with the boyfriend running away, and an angry Luciano yelling to never come back. ➖2pRomano/ Flavio: “oH HONEY YOU DID NOT JUST-”Flavio would be very offending. Looking back and forth from his daughter to her boyfriend. He would be roasting his daughter’s boyfriend, not approving one bit.After he calmed down, the boyfriend would probably leave in fear while Flavio gives his daughter a huge lecture. Probably grounding them as well.   ➖2pJapan/ Kuro: “I see…”

Kuro does not approve. He would proceed to ask the boy what his katana is for. His monotone face changes when he glares, almost enough to make his daughter’s boyfriend piss his pants. When the boy runs out of fear, Kuro looks at his daughter and grounds her for till college. Even if she’s in/ out of college, still grounded.

➖2pSpain/ Andrés: “. . .”The silence is deafening. Andrés just sighs and rubs his temple, before reaching under his chair and whiPS OUT AN AXE. His daughter has to help her boyfriend escape.

When Andrés calms down, he looks at his daughter and demands every single detail between her and her boyfriend.

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What would the axis do if they found out their s/o was cheating on them?

2p N Italy: confront the two of them, congratulate them on their fucking relationship and the proceed to storm off telling his now ex s/o not to bother coming home.

2p Germany: ask his s/o if they are happy with him and if they say they are, ask them why they’re lying to his face. He would then go pack their bags for them and ask them to leave his house and never come back.

2p Japan: would go to the person that his s/o is cheating on him with and make sure they never see the light of day ever again.

2p S Italy: sob about it and if confronted about if he’s okay, tell them exactly what he found and why he’s upset. He would then throw them and their stuff out.

2p Spain: pile all their things in the backyard and pour gasoline on the stuff. He’d bring his s/o out to a ‘bond fire’ and watch the horror on their face when they realize “HEY THAT’S MY SHIT HE’S BURNING!”

2p Prussia: he wouldn’t do anything about it, but he’d definitely tell his brother who would throw his s/o out too.

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Some 2p spamano? :3 pls

“Andrés, we have a meeting to get to.” Flavio called, slipping on his jacket. The Spaniard he was referring to trudged down the stairs with a less than pleased expression. “We could go to the meeting or…” he trailed off. “Or?” His blond Italian asked.

“Or we could stay home and cuddle…? Your brother can get us notes of anything important we may have missed.” Flavio stared at Andrés a moment before gaining a suspicious expression. “You never want to cuddle. Why this time?” He asked, genuinely curious. “I don’t want to go to the meeting. So do you want to cuddle or not?” Andrés snapped, looking annoyed.

Flavio took off his jacket and tackled Andrés in response. They landed on the couch and that is how they spent the rest of the day, ignoring a call that came from an angry Luciano every ten minutes.

And that, ladies nod gentlemen, is why they never skipped a meeting to cuddle ever again.

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What do they like to do when they're alone?

2p N Italy: carves wood

2p S Italy: designs new outfits

2p Japan: reads and draws manga

2p Germany: reads porn mags

2p Prussia: reads romance novels

2p Spain: smokes

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