#a goddamn

[joddit-y]

gae little mice go brrrr

[momowho34]

Alright gather round children I’ll tell you a tale: So when I was a child, I wrote a story about a rainbow factory. Like... a factory that produced rainbows. And the factory was the only thing that gave the world color, and then a dinosaur started drinking the rainbow and leeching color out of the everything. So the two guys that work at the factory start noticing their coffee is turning a little grey and are like “oh fuck,” and go out to stop the dinosaur. It’s resolved when the two guys that work at the factory cut off some of the rainbow and give it to the dinosaur, and he... sails away. In a sail boat.... For some reason....

....Anyway, it’s safe to say that I’m gay as fuck now and those two guys from the story are now married and named their child dinosaur ❤️ love wins

Bonus:

You thought I was fucking joking? You thought I was kidding?? You thought I made this shit up??? You fool, its been right here the whole time.

Bonus bonus, this is the dinosaur:

[jedifinn]

[journalivm]

Y’all here about Roger Waters asking the Super Bowl halftime performers to take a knee?!

I LOVE THIS MAN

[sznes]

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[shirewalker]

throwback to when alina didn’t have that much of a big problem with wearing black but malaria had an allergy to a freakin’ colour so she had to join the anti-black gang or else he’d put up another tantrum 

[cait-snow]

i have become the one thing i swore to myself that i would never be, and considering most of my family has either died from drugs or are drug addicts, i should know better. im breaking my dad's heart and he doesn't even fucking know it. i hope he never does.