#absolute morons

[duramaters]

reading a fic and instantly recognising it as AI ugh

just fuck right off with that u cretins

[just-eat-the-damn-soap]

[bitchy-peachy]

Holyshit I just saw a thread of sheer dumbfuckery. I'm blocking every bitch in it cos I'm done with the bullshit I just saw.

[survivall]

' and this is the bush where I regurgitated a chicken burrito over rothfield halloweekend on the walk back to the dorms. ' there's an animated cheeriness in her tone as she gestures toward a flowering peony plant, as if she's a game show host presenting her latest contestant with a brand new car! despite the assault the bush has endured, it's thriving in the peak of rothfield's spring season. with that little anecdote out of her system — I learned that night that jaeger is not my friend — she lets her arms fall to her side and beams at JD. ' and that concludes the unofficial insider tour of rothfield university! what's the best thing you've learned on this two-hour walk around campus? '

@jd4short came to visit for the long weekend and is possibly regretting it!

[psychuan]

whenever some conservative dipshit is talking about 1984 i always think

"George Orwell would've tried to shoot you"

[grimvagary]

someone at work just sent me a plaintext ssn

in an email

as part of a fix for a program

and copied two people

that didn't have anything to do with the fix

jesus christ

[lavender-wolfie94]

THE APPS AREN’T THE FUCKING PROBLEM ITS HOW THEY WERE RUN!!!

And do you honestly think that your bumfuck app, that doesn’t even work properly, is going to do any better?

[mvnsons]

*just randomly leans over to give him a smooch*

Dazed. That’s what he is, even though this isn’t the first but the latest of many dozens of kisses Steve has given him. It doesn’t matter, hasn’t changed the fact that Eddie goes a little weak-kneed when it happens. He just looks at Steve with that dopey little grin, “Can’t resist me, can ya?” He teases, his eyes glinting bright.