the alicent hightower experience:
go to court as a closeted lesbian, get groomed by dad, come back a daddaughter truther
have a decades long homoerotic beef with your childhood bff/crush that leads to nothing but doom for you and your entire family (kinda your fault tho) cos you're mad she loves her uncle more (and now is in a throuple with her uncle's ex, you wish that were you huh)
fall in love (?) with the knight who had an incel meltdown when ur teenage lesbian crush rejected him, said knight is still semi-obsessed with you but also depressed and suicidal (and fucking your brother/suicide pacting with him)
meet a chill disabled guy at court who turns out not to be so chill, wanks over your feet, kills his own family and makes u feel guilty about it, then elopes with your eldest son (who you wrote off anyway gg) who has shifted his weird psychosexual obsession from you onto ur son, and probably doing mommy play with in the forest
your other son menaces the shit out of you and kisses you, then fucks off to a haunted castle to make out with a milf witch who is DEFINITELY doing mommy play in the forest
your youngest son is getting molested by your cousin, who also molested your brother. said youngest son desperately trying to get your brother to stay so there's someone there to protect him from said freak. but your brother is ptsd traumatised and still mourning the knight guy you forgot all about (there were, in fact, no songs sung about him)









