Primus your sister is getting overshadowed by you again, stop taking all the spotlight.
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Primus: Optimus threw my sister across the universe!?
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All Spark: (Crashes into earth.) Hello Unicron.
Unicron: Greeting All Spark.
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Primus: I get All Spark in this divorce.
Unicron: What?!
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All Spark: Are you all right little one?
Optimus: How dare you.
Primus: You strike a woman, child. How dare you.
Prima: You can't just kick a child.
Unicron: ... That's something I would do.
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All Spark: This is my nephew, Matrix.
Unicron: Since when did Primus have a kid?
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Primus: This is God. You're taking too much time, make a decision.
Prima: What?
Vector: XD
Alchemist: XD
Prima: Primus!
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Unicron: Look at this little innocent baby. Not you Optimus. I heard what you did to All Spark. Shame on you.
Optimus: T-T
Bumblebee: OwO
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Primus: Prima you are amazing.
Prima: Primus you-.
Cybertronians: Aw, look at the parent and child duo.
All Spark: Parent?! I gave created Prima's spark!
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Primus: I shall shield your name from being used as a curse word.
All Spark: O-O
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Unicron: Really?
All Spark: Yes really. I mean it's one thing to call Primus your God but creator?! I live in the well!
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Cybertronians: this is the Well of Sparks. It is where Primus give life.
All Spark: No, its where I live and work. Primus doesn't even live down here anymore.
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Rung: Hi, All Spark.
All Spark: Hello Prim-. Hello Rung.
Rung: :)
All Spark: :)
(Poor All Spark. Only important when the plot demands them. I just find it funny that the All Spark has a will of its own but can't move. All Spark gets yetted to earth:
Unicron: what are you doing here?
All Spark: I got yetted through a space bridge here by a Prime.
Unicron: This is why I hate Primus. He can't control his people.
All Spark: They are my people.
Unicron: I know. But they acted like Primus created them, shouldn't he take responsibility. They are living on him.
All Spark: Yeah.
Unicron: Anyway, would you like to see these things called humans?
All Spark: Sure.
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All Spark: Do you mind that I create a robot cat to protect me?
Unicron: Not at all. I wonder how the humans will react.
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Rung: All Spark where are you!?
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(Sentinel betraying the Primes)
All Spark: You are in so much trouble when you die!
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All Spark: Prima please show Primus how to be good and how the universe works.
Prima: Okay.
(Years later)
Rung: Prima! NOOOOO!.
All Spark: ... You two fell in love.
Prima: It just happened.
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All Spark: You are sending them unto Unicron to fight?? Is that not your job??
Primus: I'm sending them to put Unicron to sleep.
All Spark: Those are my children!
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(Orion Pax gets killed and falls into well.)
All Spark: Orion Pax? Orion! ORION!?
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(Shockwave goes into the All Spark to rewrite it.)
All Spark: Child. You come unto your mother's house and this is how you act?
Shockwave: Uuuuh...
All Spark: Why are all you children misbehaving this era??
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All Spark: Primus, why is the surface on fire?
Primus:...
All Spark: Primus? Primus!? PRIMUS???
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All Spark: My children are at war with each other. Primus do something, please!
Primus: Prime.
All Spark: That made it worse!
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Vector: Oh.
Alchemist: What?
Vector: the All Spark isn't going to be happy with you turning into an alcoholic.
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(At the end of Transformers Prime)
All Spark: Optimus you have done well. I shall bestow-?
Primes: We are going steal him for a moment.
All Spark: Where are you taking him?
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All Spark: Megatronus! Come onto me and give me a hug.
Megatronus: But I have sinned-.
All Spark: I spent many months of details into creating you. Yet you deny me a hug? You are my child, I shall say if you are clean or not.
I realized something earlier today. The classic G1 cartoon and comics had Transformers made by being built and using either Vector Sigma, the All Spark, the Well of All Sparks, the Matrix to get a personality/soul. Have you realized that there is a strange similarity to a Build-A-Bear Workshop? You pick a plush, an outfit and fill it with fluff with a fluff filler machine. But transformers you pick a body, it gets an alt mode and you use something to fill it with a personality. Translation, Cybertron is basically a Build-A-Bear Workshop!
I'd like to think only Beastforms , predacons, and dinobots can reproduce biologically and the others are just made by the all spark
So steeljaw knows what it feels like to have a carrier and a sire, but Bumblebee (even with a father like optimus Prime) has never really truly understood the meaning or feeling of having a mother