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Faster is fatal, slower is safe.
Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words
The world is administered by rich but it is constructed by poor.
Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words
Fic Titles That Have Alliterations Masterlist
Baby Bear - chocolatesaucelester
Summary: dom!phil pushes sub!dan to his limits.
bang bang bang (ao3) - golbrocklovely
Summary: dan and phil have had builders in their house for far too long. but now that they’re alone, they finally can spend some… quality time together.
Bruises & Bitemarks (ao3)- phandomsub
Summary: Dan and Phil have been together for seven years. Their love used to feel so soft and sweet, but now all they seem to do is fight. The insults are getting worse and it’s starting to get physical. They both hate it, until they realise they love it.
Some pretty intense Phan porn where Dan’s never told Phil he’s a sadomasochist and Phil had no idea he wanted to hurt Dan like this.
Bubblegum Bitch (ao3) - TheUKAmazingDan
Summary: Phil decides that he rather likes Dan with gum in his mouth.
Carbon Copy (ao3) - Justpassingthrough999
Summary: Just before leaving for the American leg of We’re All Doomed, Dan gives Phil a present- a dildo, designed to look exactly like his dick.
Creepy Crispy Cakes CONJOINED CHALLENGE! (ao3) - Unpluggedsocialfilter
Summary: Phil and I decided to go for something a bit simpler for the Halloween Baking video. I guess I’m just a bit too soft when Phil asks for something with a smile, so yes, this is the story of how I ended up conjoined to my flatmate and teenage crush through a stupid Halloween jumper and how I am now paying the price for it. Thanks for the tweets and costume suggestions guys.
Crush Culture (ao3) - unchartedwife
Summary: Dan is cynical, awkward, and single on Valentine’s Day… his least favorite day of the year. When forced to go mingle at single’s night at the gay bar, he tries his best to flirt and meet new people.
custom concern (ao3) - 1j9w8n8
Summary: Dan and Phil broke up in 2012. In 2019, a panel at VidCon brings them back together for a weekend.
Face-Off to Face-Fuck (ao3) - orphan_account
Summary: Hockey rivals AU.
Frickle Frackle On The Bouncy Bounce - chocolatesaucelester
Summary: Dan rides Phil on a trampoline.
Loving Livy (ao3) - orphan_account
Summary: “You fell asleep on the aeroplane and I keep making funny faces at your kid to keep them amused and the steward mistaken us as a couple and for some reason you keep flirting with me now but I don’t really mind.”
Midnight Milkshakes (ao3) - thelandofphan
Summary: “Well, this is a different first date,” Dan initiated as they began to follow the sodden pathway ahead, “I turned up late, looking like a tramp then we ditched the original plan and now I’ve stolen your beanie when we’ve only just met. Sorry.” He concluded, sucking his lip nervously, peering towards Phil.
Plants, Pizza, and Possibilities (ao3) - wekingsandprettythings (orphan_account)
Summary: My cat keeps breaking into your apartment and eating all your plants…. Dinner to make up for it?
Private Pool (ao3) - winstonlives
Summary: Dan and Phil, Martyn and Cornelia in Miami. Phil found them a suite with a private pool, and he has plans. Dan agrees but for a price. They are both very satisfied with their arrangement.
Safe Spaces (ao3) - TazzySnow
Summary: In a fucked up alternate universe where Dan never stalked Phil on Twitter, he never found his safe space. Filled with self-hatred and internalized homophobia, he’s spent the last fifteen years hiding in dangerous places. Until his safe space finds him.
Scary Storms - jilliancares
Summary: Dan gets saved from a thunderstorm by scary and cool Phil Lester when he was eleven and continues to be protected from them, even as a twenty year old.
Snowday Surprises (ao3) - FandomFeels17
Summary: Snowball fights and kisses, what more could they want?
Sugary Sweet - paradisobound
Summary: Dan just wanted to film a Christmas baking video this year but Phil has other plans…and by other plans that means eating all of the decorations before Dan can use them.
summer skies (ao3) - cityofphanchester
Summary: Dan doesn’t think Phil’s left the apartment, but he redials from his recent contacts all the same, listens to the ring for a few beats before he turns back, and there he is, curled sideways on his arm on the daybed, fast asleep in the shade.
(forever home, summer 2021)
Unbuttoned, Unbothered, Unstoppable (ao3) - httphowell
Summary: After their Terrible Influence Tour show, Dan and Phil return to their hotel room, where Phil, still buzzing with energy, lounges in a half-unbuttoned shirt, golden trousers, and a pair of ridiculous wolf ears. Dan wants to make fun of him, but instead, he finds himself staring, caught off guard by just how good Phil looks like that.
RADICAL REPUBLICANS REALLY WRECK MY RECTAL RRAAAAAAUGH
Forever Breezy 2.2.23 "Ever Watchful Are Gods Eager Eyes O'er the Ash Heap of the World"
The spectacle of life is full of luster Illustrious and lusting for each new bluster I must muster that distrustable reliance Of each fractured and growing alliance Towering tales of the scraping steeples People's find their interest will keep ills Stills and bills sink the flotilla of soaked stars How high the needles tip, could pierce to Mars How many times until vibrancy forsakes vivacity Life's vicious mancy's of might, might be the city Give pity to the eyes that look upon vast volumes Of what volition has wonder given, and so exhumes Many a mountain babble like brooks, ascend Each with the peaks, wordless mouths do end From greener pastures is fire flared story flicker Out of reach where hope must lay beyond the fog grown thicker Past skies where weary eyes dry, I try to hold A bolder grip of fatigues first glimpse of beauty, of mold
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Bytesized Doodles 350 – The Happy Halloween House – a purfect pumpkin palace placed precariously. Oh, and Happy Halloween everyone! Have fun and stay safe everyone!
Themed Week - “Five Nights Of Halloween”
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Soulless!Sam, Demon!Dean and Crazy!Cas are already a highly volatile situation, now I want you to imagine them in the episode "Changing Channels"
Dumbledore: And what are your qualifications for the post of Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor?
Quirrell: W-Well... y-you see...
Dumbledore: You must understand that I simply cannot hire someone incapable of speaking clearly in front of large groups
Quirrell: B-Both my fi-first and l-l-last name start with the same l-l-letter?
Dumbledore: R U KIDDING ME FUCKING HIRED SIGN HERE, THAT MAKES HALF THE STAFF WHO MATTER
Portraits of Godric Gryffindor, Rowena Ravenclaw, Salazar Slytherin, and Helga Hufflepuff: yaaaaas
