Nov 20, 2024
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Oh Daddy 🥵
There's a new Amazon advert where a girl watches Good Omens then buys plants and a plant mister. And I'm not gonna lie, that's a very accurate representation of what happens after watching Good Omens for the first time.
TIL Amazon ads show the price of most items as $0.01, rather than the actual price
So, I have tried Amazon ads to attempt to sell my poor little book to people who maybe have some nice gift cards or such from the holidays. In about 12 hours I have 28 impressions, but no clicks.
That’s okay, I don’t click on most of the sponsored links either… the goal is to find the handful of people who are going to see it and say YASSS THIS IS WHAT I WANT, not to just get a bunch of random clicks from people who don’t care.
I set my own keywords because the suggestions were mostly completely unrelated (it really isn’t a hockey romance, y’all…). Not sure if they’re good ones or not, but I guess we’ll see.
Watch this space for updates?
I really
really
really
fucking hate tumblr mobile ads lately
I AM LISTENING TO MUSIC
I PHYSICALLY HAVE TO SCROLL A GIANT FUCKING AMOUNT OF WHATEVER I'M ON TO FIND THE AD PLAYING AUDIO
WITHOUT ME INTERACTING WITH IT
I CANNOT REPORT THIS AD
THIS IS ENRAGING
THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING
I DIDN'T INTERACT WITH THE FUCKING AD I CAN'T EVEN SEE IT
WHY WON'T YOU LET US REPORT ADS
ESPECIALLY ADS THAT PLAY AUDIO /WITHOUT PERMISSION/
LOOK AT HOW FAR I HAD TO SCROLL FROM WHERE THE AUDIO STARTED PLAYING TO FIND THE AD
DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT???
IT'S FUCKING INSANE AND SO NOT COOL!
Have you seen ads for my books?
Have you seen ads for my books? I'm wondering what works best.
Here’s a screen shot of an ad for Amazon. Besides my website, this blog and social media, I have attempted to get news about my books out into the world through paid ads. I took advertising copywriting classes back in the day (so long ago you can write about the era and call it historical fiction.) But do I know what grabs readers’ attention in the 21st Century? No, I do not. But I’m going to…
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There’s a gun being aimed at this lady from behind the camera.
Amazon PLEASE I am not this big of a stoner oh my god