#as a

[officalv1posting]

bro does fight machines they’re the gay one

[thatvietnamroach]

A couple days ago I was zoned out thinking about Mr plant and argos, and briefly I thought "what would it be like if Argos tried to top mrplant?" and my brain flashbanged me with your profile for a solid second and startled me back to reality 💔

First, good to know my hate traumatized someone. I can now claim the title of ✨professional hater✨ or at least, ✨iconic hater✨.

Second, Argos will bounch the shit out off Mr. Plant's dih if he topping Mr. Plant and by that i mean sitting on top of Mr. Plant and brutally devouring his jr Plant like a hydraulic press, leave no drop escape until he sure that he will bear Mr. Plant's child after that in his womb. But Mr. Plant is a plant, snapped stem come back longer. So the brutal cycle repeat.

Third and last for the other who is unaware of me, feel free to back the fuck off my zone if your Argos is not a bottom/receiver/uke/smth smth along those line. My mutual are aware of me, you should too.

Good time👋

[candied-meat]

I did my best to ethically source all of my moss (one in^2 from the center of big a patch the size of both of my hands and just pocketing the liking coverd stick)

[denofstars]

I love playing Veilguard because Rook is like "Sweet Maker, I'M DOING MY BEST!" and just trudges through as things fall apart around them and I just relate to that.

[dermondistaufgegangen]

monster: the ed gein story, episode 5

[suspenceisakillerxx]

You are the cough syrup only Walgreens can get.

Dressed up in a label, pretty pink with neon letters that promise you’re cherry sweet. But in, inside your darkest heart of broken hearts, you are bitter at the bottom of the bottle. 

Wasted, broken head. Purple skin, blue lips, better off dead. Crimson cuts, black-lined highlighter eyes, dried out blood. Is it only an anthem if you can’t feel the love (I have for you)?

A toxin in my skin. Killing me from within. I’ve never felt anything better. I am an apathetic jetset fool, wildly dead-set on you. You are the poison running through my veins. My own personal nicotine. 

[santamonicashaadi]

Sofa King

[trees-expertise]

I haven’t seen Stranger Things but sounds like the finale was rough, anyone check the Spanish dub yet?