I send you a ship, and that ship is Snack. Pls and thank you, your headcanons are life
somehow… i had a Feeling™️ you would send me this ship 😂 but of course my dear 💕 (also I’m going for school age Sev and Siri)
Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versaPffftt Sirius. He also barks at doors when he’s in his animagus form, so Sev would open the door for him :>
Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside themSirius would probably write insults of Severus on his desk but in reality it’s more like ‘ugh, that greasy hair’ and ‘merlin what an ugly nose’ and ‘i bet he has such a tight ass’. Teenage years are difficult and it’s a frustrating boner
Who starts the tickle fightsSirius. He found out that Sev is SUPER ticklish and he won’t hesitate to use it against him (in a good way). He also realized that he’s completely weak for Severus’ laugh, and so he tickles him to hear that wonderful sound
Who starts the pillow fightsSeverus has 100% hit Sirius with a pillow, more than once. And let’s be honest, Sirius probably deserved it as well lmao
Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smileI feel like both of them would do it. Even when they first start.. whatever it is between them, it’s difficult for them to openly show their soft affection for each other, when the other can see them. So I think they’d just quietly enjoy watching each other, full of love and affection. It also helps them sort out their feelings, because whenever they interact it’s laced with sarcastic remarks and back and forth half-hearted insults. But when the other sleeps they can just.. enjoy it. The feeling of being in love, and watching their partner when they’re most peaceful. They have a difficult time showing it but they really do make each other happy.
Who mistakes salt for sugar
Sirius lmao. He probably doesn’t even know how to cook, having had house elves do everything for him.
Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morningSeverus. Sirius didn’t even know what a microwave was and then Severus wanted to mess with him a bit, so one night Sirius woke up to the sound of that horrible beeping thing. He went straight to shock like, stumbling into the kitchen still half asleep like ‘WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON’. Severus thought it was absolutely h i l a r i o u s.
Who comes up with cheesy pick up linesSirius. At some point his insults start being of more flirty nature, and then he tries to woo Severus with incredibly cheesy pick up lines. Severus found them absurd and annoying but also like damn, Black is really fucking attractive, so those lines still made him turn Gryffindor red. Especially the more inappropriate ones. ;)
Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical orderPfft, Severus. We all know how he is with books. Sirius wouldn’t get it at all but he would still accept it because he’s used to his boyfriend being strange.
Who licks the spoon when they’re baking browniesOnly Severus bakes (or cooks), but Sirius licks everything. Doesn’t matter if it’s in dog form or not, he will EAT whatever delicious thing Severus makes before it’s even ready
Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasionSeverus buys the candles, but he’s careful about where he places them (preferably somewhere higher) so Siri’s tail wouldn’t accidentally knock them over and set himself/the house on fire.
Who draws little tattoos on the other with a penSirius would probably want to, but Severus would KILL HIM if he went anywhere near him with a pen. Maybe when they’ve been together for longer and Siri whines like ‘sev let me draw on youuuu’ and Severus just sighs and goes ‘okay, only once’. It was not so bad however, and Severus enjoyed seeing his boyfriend so full of concentration while making a little drawing on his shoulder.
Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacationWhenever they go on vacation (probs in their later years) Sirius always goes to discover the area as a doggy, and so he finds all sorts of cool things. They don’t really collect magnets, but Severus does like to keep the interesting things Sirius finds
Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazinesSirius convinces Severus to do it, probably just to have a laugh, and see if they are a ‘good enough’ couple (spoilers: they are a mess)
