#awesometurtletails

[rayshippouuchiha]

Would you be willing to teach me how to fold Isshin like an origami crane? Cause yes, he sgould have never been left with children.

Absolutely.  We’ll have a class, some snacks, it’ll be great.

[devildom-tyrant]

Me: oooooh Lucifer's birthday event! yes. *After getting in a few chapters* I'm suddenly reminded that these idiot boys can't do subtle if their lives depended on it. -.-;;; Mammon, lovely, why the fuck are you talking about surprises *IN* the school halls???

I’m sure you finished the event by now, but I totally thought they were going to blow the surprise, too!  The entire time, I felt kinda bad because Lucifer seemed really into the date, but all of our choices were super suspicious.  He kept sweeping them aside because he wanted to have the date so badly, and I just kept wincing every time we’d hurt his feelings.  

But!  I’m glad it all went well!  I was a little surprised that Diavolo wasn’t more involved.  It makes me wonder how they’re going to do the others’ birthdays from this point on.  

I’m just sad that I missed the first day, so I don’t think I’ll be able to get enough points to grab the Lucifer UR card.  D;  

[fuck-customers]

The bitch sup keeps telling me to move the chair out away from the heater. Fuck you no! I have already said no! The fucking store still has its fucking air conditioner on and its 30 degress ouside. Fuck you, I am sitting in front of the heater. (Shush, I know it could be colder but a short sleeved polo does little to keep the heat in.)

[musicalluna]

@awesometurtletails reblogged your post and added:

That last one smells fishy to me.

RIGHT!?

[aurumacadicus]

awesometurtletails replied to your post “I’m using a B-sized crochet hook and I keep bending it in half lmao”

Wait what? How are you bending it?

It’s metal and tiny and I grip like I’m a goddamn gorilla.

[tyranttortoise]

How does anyone do this? And not call themselves anything other than average? Cause honestly that’s me, average. Average height, average build, average brown hair (the flat ugly brown shade so most the time I dye it red). I got my blue eyes from my grandpa so I guess I have that going for me? The amount of patience I have is WAY more than most people think but that being said; don’t. fuck. with. my. friends. Just don’t. (1/3)

I’d match you with Horrortale Papyrus!

Average?  Pfft, Crooks doesn’t see you as average.  He sees you as someone that works far too hard without the proper acknowledgement, and he’s always there to listen to you talk about your job while you lie with your head in his lap and he strokes his fingers through your hair.  He’s incredibly extroverted and excitable, so he’ll be the one to approach you.  Your patience is something he admires--and it’s also something that you’ll need when being with him.  The spooky sweetheart gets words mixed up sometimes, and he’s still overcoming his lack of empathy toward other humans (and his craving for his real Special Spaghetti), but he would never hurt you.  

Your craftiness intrigues him!  He’d love to learn to sew or crochet so he can make his own fantastic clothing--and matching shirts for you, of course!  And when it comes to your writing goals, Crooks is your biggest cheerleader.  He’s filled with encouragement and makes it his goal to drive you to achieve yours.  He makes a habit of reading your work after dinner, when you’re both relaxing after work in his living room.

For Gyftmas, Crooks invites your family and Axe together so you can both spend it with your loved ones.  He gets along great with everyone despite his frightening appearance, and thanks to you teaching him how to crochet, he made everyone custom scarves!  He also cooked a veritable feast, to which Axe also contributed, of human holiday classics.  By the time everyone’s gone, you and Crooks end up spooning on the couch, under several layers of blankets, with him finger-combing your hair while you watch the old MTT Christmas special.  

*Matches are closed  

[skeletonsgrim]

((I'm rather impressed, not only is it wingdings it's two different languages! GG)

(( it’s actually 4 total, if you look deep in the heavy cursing of his wingdings ;D the man was not lying when he said he’s prone to extensive swearing. ))

[tortoise-partytime]

"Better now that your here," She grins, looking him over. "I see you really *maid* an effort today. Blue must be so proud." She, of course, has no shame and presses a kiss to his cheek.

“heh, well he is happy that i’m equipped to actually clean...”  Stretch pauses as she leans in and kisses his cheek.  He turns to grip her around the waist and pull her flush against him in the next moment.  One hand cups the edge of her jaw, while the other tightens around her waist.

“i know what you’re wonderin’, hun....”

His mouth is close to her ear.  

“.... and no.  that’s not a feather duster in my pocket.”