harold "commitment issues" jordan getting tricked into other peoples' relationships is one of my favorite tropes





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harold "commitment issues" jordan getting tricked into other peoples' relationships is one of my favorite tropes
halbarryiris: Iris and Barry take Hal in like a sad wet stray dog.
halbarrycarol: Barry gets to be the audience to Hal and Carol's fifteenth divorce.
Barry: be honest with me kiddo, I need to know if I can trust you.
Wally: you can! I'll be super honest!
Barry: good kid, now tell me... Is there's a bioweapon underneath your bed?
Wally, fidget:
Iris: well, hunnybun?
Wally: define bioweapon...
Barry: ... How many Geneva convention will this break?
Wally, fidgeting again: umm, well, hypothetically if there was such, at least... Half of them if not all, depending if I give it to Robin.
Barry: are you?
Wally: ... Probably. He asked for it, for revenge! It'll only melt their flesh away!
Barry: thanks for being honest with us Wally, now, hypothetically speaking, get rid of it.
Wally: ... Can you call Uncle Hal?
Barry: of course.
Barry and Iris putting up Halloween decorations and deciding on doing a crime scene only Barry's autism is activated and he starts to get waaaay too involved in making it realistic because of his job.
"How did the victim die? What was involved? The blood splatter wouldn't look like that. Most murder scenes don't have that much blood unless the murderer is particularly violent and enthusiastic. That's too small for a body bag! That doesn't look like decomp. What if-"
and meanwhile Iris just wants to make the yard as gorey as possible without making the neighbors mad.
Note: This is for the comics and the comics alone, no other form of media.
To be fair!! HalCarol are hetslop but like?? In such a bi4bi way idk how to fully explain it but the vibes are just there
Every straight DC couple is bi4bi to me because my dear friends Iris and Barry can never be straight in any conceivable universe, look at them.
BARRY ALLEN/THE FLASH & IRIS WEST in THE LIFE STORY OF THE FLASH (2011)
A study of DC Couples.
Why specify genderbent Leo in your poll?
probably for the same reason why people are fine with cw barryiris (who are not biological siblings but grew up in the same house and call each other siblings + joe west their father until cw decided to go all in on making them a couple with kids) but in the same breath condemn people who ship things like jaytim (who are not biological siblings, who did not grow up in the same house at the same time but do somewhat consider each other as siblings since the n52 reboot)
idk i was just wondering if people would be more fine with a queer ship toeing taboos v a straight ship doing it. although no one's voted no for the genderbent option yet, which i am surprised by.