#basically shitposting

[saylofwaterdeep]

I can't find a way to work it into O&U so I'm throwing it here because it's very important.

But at the Liar's Night (halloween) party, Gale would suggest he and Tavrin go as Buttercup and Westley from the Princess Bride

and Tavrin agrees. Under the condition she gets to be Westley.

[ghiacci]

real smooth, jack! (;^ー^)b

[doughyduo]

i think girls should be ridiculously big

[alsharira]

"What do we say to the god of death?"

[jabberwockymoreau]

If you think about it, "How the Grinch stole Christmas" is just the first part of Beowulf but for kids.

[emeraldwitches]

I just realized...

I have nicknames for most of Evan's AHS characters.

Tate — tbd

Kit — KitKit

Kyle — ma baBY *cries*

Jimmy — temperamental lobster

James — murder daddy

Edward — lord rouge nipples

Kai — king fucktruck

[o-muse-sing]

astro as things my roommates have said (roughly translated from Indonesian)

JinJin: HOUSE MEETING! YOUR ASSES IN THE LIVING ROOM IN 10 SECONDS OR nothing happens. Just gather ‘round everyone.

MJ: *waltzes with own shirt as partner* midterms tomorrow, gotta clear my head from all the demons

Eunwoo: *washes one plate* I swear I’m the only one keeping this house together

Moonbin: Is your cologne weed-scented, or is it just me?

Rocky: Do you have this feeling that you just want to let loose and dance but then you remember that you’re a dance major and that’s exactly what you’re doing everyday?

Sanha: SOMEONE FEED ME I’M DYING! [other roommate: you just ate you savage]

[illusionoftransience]

“Dear diary. Today I learned, that I shouldn’t talk with other people who can understand neither animals, nor plants.“

“But since humans, by extension, are animals as well, I should stop to converse with them. Thus, I am trying to talk to myself through you. Hope we get along. Love - Siúsaidh~ ♥“