#batfam comics

[spicy-apple-pie]

Headcanon that twice a year, the batfam mircodoses fear toxin to build up resistance so if they get caught for whatever reason, the effects won’t be as bad (no idea if this would actually work lol). It’s not strong enough to make them hallucinate or cause immediate panic attacks but they are jumpy and jittery for the next couple of hours.

It’s somehow become a tradition to play Fnaf VR during the side effects. Bruce was against it at first, thinking they weren’t taking it seriously, but after observing, he realized how it probably helps with trying to keep calm and aware of your surroundings when panicked.

Eventually they get Bruce in while he was building resistance. It’s the first time any of them heard him call someone a whore and it was unsurprisingly chica.

[the-jason-todd-impreganator]

I feel like the Batfam should have more of that canon event where the elder sibling is mistaken for the parent of the younger sibling. Yes. This is a thing.

—

Tim at bat burger with Bernard and Dami after school: Uh, yeah, three fries, two jokerized,

Damian, fixing his backpack strap:

Bernard, holding his free hand: And a ten piece of the Night-wings.

Tim: That, and a Bat burger, no ketchup, extra onions, uh... Dami, what do you want?

Damian: . . .

Tim, sighing and leaning down:

Damian, whispering in his ear:

Tim, standing back up: The Ivy salad with Harlequin dressing, thanks.

Cashier: Aaalright, it'll be ready shortly... And can I just say you're such good Father's? ^^

Bernard:

Tim:

Bernard: Thank you—

—

Stephanie, who thought it a good idea to take Damian to a park:

Damian: BROWN! THAT CRETIN THREW SAND IN MY EYES!

Stephanie: Cretin..? Alright, alright, c'mere. Just gotta put some water in 'em.

Random Mom: Aw, you're such a good Mom!

Stephanie, who gave her baby up for adoption last she checked: Thanks..?

—

Jason, arguing with Tim during patrol:

Tim, storming off, middle finger raised:

Random goon: Teenagers, amiright?

Jason, who's nineteen:

Goon: Don't worry, boss. You're doin' good with 'im.

Jason: ???

Jason: Damn right I am!

—

Cassandra, out shopping with Duke: You'd look good with braids.

Duke: You think? I dunno, I'm messin' 'round with hairstyles.

Cashier: Aw, are you his Mom? That's so adorable, I wish my boys took my out shopping.

Cass:

Duke:

Cass: Be nice—

Duke: I am! I am...

—

Dick, picking Damian up from school: Dami!

One of Damian's friends: Oh, Damian! Is this your Dad?

Dick: What?

Damian, no hesitation: One of many.

—

BONUS

Random aristocrat: And these must be your brothers and sister!

Bruce:

Dick:

Jason:

Tim:

Damian:

Duke:

Cassandra:

Bruce, actually hurt: These are my children :(

Dick: It's okay, B—

Duke: Foster child. I'm his— was his foster child. I have parents. I live with my cousin now. Please, he's not my Dad—

Tim: I would literally die if I was Bruce's brother.

Jason: I would literally die if I was Bruce's son.

Cassandra: Jason, stop or I will lobotomize you. That's not above my morals.

Damian: Nor mine.

Bruce: I adopted five of them, I have papers! I got to put my last name on them and everything, here let me get their birth certificates, I have those—

Jason: Bruce, no, I will pull out my death certificate!

Bruce: That also has our last name on it, that's fine—

Damian: Father, no, I have three separate birth certificates from being born and adopted twice!

Jason: Same.

—

[attractive-trashcan]

*Dick in his apartment working on a police case*

*Tim appears in front of Dick*

Tim: Dick, where do you have more toothpaste?

Dick, confused: Wait, what? Tim? What are you doing in my apartment? When did you even get here?

Tim: Same time as the others did. But that doesn't matter. Where do you store the toothpaste?

Dick: The other? what others? And what do you need toothpaste for?

Tim: I just ne-

Damian,*Walking into the living room*: tt, Grayson I demand you to tell me where there are more pillows?

Stephanie,*Beside Damian*: Dickkk, Cass wanna know if you have any candles, and I wanna know where you store bleach.

Dick: Steph, Dami your also here?

Stephanie: Cass and Duke too

Dick: CASS AND DUKE TOO!! WHAT? ARE THERE MORE PEOPLE IN MY APARTMENT THAT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT!?

Jason,*Coming into the living room*: Yo Dick, you're out of food. When will you order takeout?

Dick: JASON TOO

Stephanie: To be fair, we didn't know Jason was here.

Damian: tt, What are you doing here Todd you said, you had something really important to do.

Jason: Yes, eat all off Dicks food, and then make him order takeout. That's very important.

[lalaooopsie]

Jason having his priorities straight fr

The most based character of all time

[luml3n]

DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER🗣️

[superman-creampieing-batman]

You're telling me joker!Bruce is FINE SHYT!!

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN??

I swear Clark and his moral compass would have a fucking aneurysm WANTING to FUCK every variation of Bruce. I fear for him.

Also why the fuck all these variants of Bruce are slutty hoe ass twinks,like I'm not complaining ,this twink is totally my type and also ivy!bruce

[random-sparks-98]

[livsoulsecrets]

Batfam + References to being family (Part 21)

Part 20

In Detective Comics #982, after Duke survives an explosion, but the one he was trying to save dies, Bruce comforts him: “Steady, son… You’re going to be all right.”

In Batman and Robin Eternal #10, Azrael calls Tim and Jason “two brothers in red”.

In the same issue, Jason calls Tim “kid”.

Truth and Justice #18 features Ra’s offering Damian immortality. Babs tells Damian they are all his family and Bruce supports him.

In Batman & Robin Eternal #2, Dick refers to Tim and Jason as “two men I know like brothers”.

In Batman & Robin Eternal #16, Jason says in a message to Dick: “We started as an army. We chose to be a family.”

Duke refers to Cass as “sis” in Batman and the Outsiders #11:

Part 22