#batman selfship

[hopetheprincess]

Really quick bnuy art I whipped up last night of me and my boyfriends!! Don't worry they're all retired and reformed...

though that might not stop us from stealing veggies from Batman's garden 😈🥕🥬🥦

[lazaruszz]

got first official merch of my f/o for my birthday so so happy 🫶🫶 live laugh love bruce wayne

[happyhounddeliveries]

offering all the dog treats to chief. i need you to get a letter from The Joker (from Batman: The Animated Series specifically) to @starpopsoda ! thank u lil buddy

**Gotham can be a dangerous place for those with the misfortune enough to stumble across any number of baddies in the middle of schemes. However, turning down the alley way isn't a tall trenchcoated phantom, and instead approaches with forward ears and a "WOOF!" that announces your delivery! @starpopsoda**

My Dearest Dollface,

I was halfway through reorganizing my joy buzzers — alphabetical by voltage, of course — when I suddenly realized something positively unsettling. I was thinking about you. Again.

Now, don’t let it go to your head. I think about all sorts of things: balloons that squeak wrong, the structural integrity of custard pies, why pigeons walk like they own the sidewalk. But you, dollface? You’re a different kind of mystery altogether. You sneak into the brain like a joke whose punchline hasn’t introduced itself yet.

There’s this little glint in your eye, like you’re waiting for something wonderfully catastrophic to happen — and honestly, that’s half the charm. Most people flinch around me. You tilt your head, squint, and try to figure out whether I’m about to laugh, lecture, or lunge at a confetti cannon. Adorable, really.

But don’t confuse this for mushy stuff. I’m not writing poetry or pressing flowers in books. (Tried it once. Book got glued shut. Tragic.) No, no — this is just me acknowledging a curiosity. You. The way you wander into the chaos without tripping over your own feet. The way you grin like you know something I don’t — which, between us, is annoyingly intriguing.

You’ve got a presence, dollface. Something that buzzes. Like static before a storm. Makes me wonder what kind of delightful trouble we could stir up if we leaned into it. Gotham’s a big place, after all — lots of rooftops to haunt, lots of night air to rattle, lots of unsuspecting folks who could use a dash of the unexpected.

So keep close. Not for romance and roses — puh-lease. But because you’re the kind of delightful variable that makes the whole chaotic equation worth solving. And believe me, dollface, not many people make my brain itch in an interesting way.

Until the next unpredictable moment, Your Joker

[sillyfaggotboy]

Did I ever mention how much I love Batman?

Because I do owo

[blond3ang3l]

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“Look at you. Smile for me baby. Show the camera how much you love me.”

[gothamself-ship]

Been a hot minute, but I promise you that we aren’t dead! Have some Kat doodles. A.K.A Bluejay.

[gothamself-ship]

Hello everyone ! Kat Here! and I’d like to welcome you to our first ever Gotham Self-ship  hell!  lol.  as you see , if its not obvious enough by the page layout and the drawings/stories/comics that are about to come.  That this is heavily centered around Batman and his lovely little burbs.  And some of his other Universe characters ( this may also include justice league and other DC universe characters )  Yes we are aware of many if not all of the Batman/DC stories and are aware what is cannon and what is not... and quite frankly,  WE DONT CARE.  So piss off with that shit lol.. clearly when you came here, you can see our URL says Gotham-Self-ship.. so you KNEW  what you where getting into the moment you walked up in here.  As posts come , you will learn more about us and who we are and what we do in this world.. who we attach our selves to etc.  This picture per-say, isnt my Selfship, but more like what I am like in the lives of the bat and his birds.   And may i add, Damien, is not the biggest fan of me currently LOL.  the poor lad has started stealth training heavily just to avoid me due to all the hugs and affection he receives from me.. Cuz whats the best way to annoy a child hood fighter then to fight him with cuddles lol.  Poor Damien.  ( if its not clear, I selfship with Dick Grayson/Nightwing )  well at this point I’m Rambling , and am just talking just to talk.  So for now I leave you with this :)   Welcome To Hell <3  We hope you enjoy your stay.   Alfred will be serving Tea and Cookies in the lounge. ~ 

ENJOY 

[nerdwhoauthorinserts]

I headcanon that most versions of Scarecrow 100% do not believe in ghosts. I believe in ghosts, and I actively go into situations to encounter them, despite also being scared shitless of ghosts.

So, I imagine Scarecrow will tease and scare the everloving fuck out of Plague Rat about it for fun. (Especially Yellow Lantern, since he and Plague Rat have an 'enemies to lovers' thing going on.)

Basically, I think stuff like this clip. Which I'm definitely gonna draw when my computer gets fixed.