Broke: batfamily giving Superman a shovel talk over their dad.
Woke: The Daily Planet staff giving Brucie a shovel talk over their gentle giant Teddy Bear Clark Kent
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Broke: batfamily giving Superman a shovel talk over their dad.
Woke: The Daily Planet staff giving Brucie a shovel talk over their gentle giant Teddy Bear Clark Kent
I watched Superman (2025) then went to rewatch Batman (2022)
Yeah they cute… now put them in a meme
Absolute superbat as emo gay teenagers is my roman empires
*glup*
Anyone else into Bottom Clark? I love him as such even with the girls lmao. And I have some unpopular ships for them :p including some platonic.
save me 2015/16 cavill yaoi
Okay so superbat crackfic idea
Bruce wayne keeps joking about how he doesn't like superman in interviews so as a joke he's invited to a late show like Jimmy fallon and he's being made to sing songs karaoke style about superman like: holding out for a hero "its gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet", superman by taylor swift "tall dark and supermannn" or superman by Eminem "they call me superman, I'm here to rescue you" and bruce KNOWS Clark Kent is one of the reporters in the crowd, he also knows its live and the whole JL will be watching (atp they all know eachothers identities) and so in full brucie wayne fashion to hide how embarrassing this is for batman he puts his ALL into these preformences trying to embarrass Clark instead. It works. Especially after superman by Eminem because that's a very explicit song and Clark is probably shocked enough already to be MENTIONED in a song like that let alone have batman singing it. Also for fun bruce locks eyes with Clark in the crowd multiple times during this show. I'm thinking when it goes "its gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet" he dramatically drops to his knees and stares at Clark.
Superbat based on the painting
Germanic Warrior with Helmet by Osmar Schindler from 1902
that was spread around in this post:
💬 370 🔁 69593 ❤️ 90254 · ‘germanic warrior with helmet’ - osmar schindler (1902) critical disclaimer: germanic neo-pagan motifs were
Idk, I guess I always have Superbat on the mind and I saw the painting and thought "that helmet could be the bat cowl" and it sort of spiraled from there.
I also kinda wanted to go with Injustice Superman, but Henry Cavill has so many more reference pictures (and I also tend to think back to the Knightmare scene from BvS a lot...for some reason) so it's not the new Superman because he is too nice and I could see him there - so no Corrensupes/Battinson sorry
Also,
guess this could be called
Kryptonian Overlord with Cowl
(feel free to like and reblog, no reposts tho, I genuinely worked hard on this, thank you)