#boxgate

[foreststarflaime]

Wait so. If that’s Sephiroth’s room…and Aerith and Ifalna’s looks quite like it…and both rooms are probably located fairly near each other in the labs…that means higher chance that Seph and Aerith have met let’s GOOOO we win these lab siblings truthers

(I am coping from the horrors that were just revealed. He lives in a box. A FUCKING BOX)

[heraldofcrow]

Oh we're threatening people now??? 😈😈😈😈

This was the greatest nightmare I could have given you

ALTO NO FUUUUCK IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DEATH THREATS NOT ACTUAL PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE WHAT THE FUCK

[altocat]

I might be opening Pandora's box now, but I'm kinda curious...what is boxgate?

(you don't have to answer it if you don't want to I understand)

Boxgate refers to the incident in which @rosy-crow and I stayed up to 5 AM watching an early leaked stream of FFVII Rebirth.

It was specifically the part of the game in which the player plays as Cait Sith and is stuck in Hojo's underground Nibelheim lab chucking cardboard boxes at random platforms. It is the worst part in the entire game. Crow and I were legitimately becoming very deranged, both from sleep deprivation and general late night hysteria.

Hojo created a new breed of torture. And it begins and ends with those goddamn boxes.

[posts-from-a-weirder-timeline]

So. Today on the news: Amazon Lampgate. Nothing’s gonna happen to them (as we all know) but apparently all the lamps came with faulty bulbs... but they still turn on. The issue is, they’re blindingly bright and have blinded thousands of people so far.

Amazon refuses to recall them, and uh. I think that’s an issue? That’s an issue.

Also on the news: Gelly Boxgate. Their boxes aren’t sealed in their latest batch.

[altocat]

Sephiroth which event is worse in ur humble opinion

Glowgate or Boxgate?

No comment.

[smols-darklighter]

the real reason Rey is wearing her hair down is to keep the back of her neck warm

Jakku to Ahch-to is some major climate whiplash, y'all

[pedlimwen]

Me: Is everyone on my dash really going ape shit over a box?

Also Me: BUT HER HAAAAAIR AND HER SHIRT AND ALSO HER HAAAAAIR.

[quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks]

Hey what is this Hiddlesbox about?! What did I miss?😟 please explain it to me😨

hi @foreverdrivinginpuddles123 

It started here - [“I think fans would ship Tom with a cardboard box at this point lol”] - @wthanon4u

right now I’m about [here] with a broken brain.  XD

@mintmintdoodles made it [cute]

ppl are getting the [gift bags and other packaging materials] all up in here, too.

 But I still hold out forlorn hopes for [Barney The Ladder]