#burning alive

[tomicscomics]

12/09/2024

(C_C;)

The saints' RPG adventure continues every Monday and Friday through December!

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JOKE-OGRAPHY: 1. Continuing from the last few cartoons, an angel is running a fantasy RPG for some saints in heaven, namely Sts. Thomas Aquinas, Joan of Arc, Francis of Assisi, and Nicholas of Myra. If you haven't seen the previous parts yet, go get caught up, lest I be caught up in rage. 2. Before they start playing, the angel asks his players if they have any fears or topics they'd like the story to avoid. This is one of they many questions game-masters might ask an unfamiliar group, giving the table a chance to discuss the overall tone they'd prefer. 3. However, for saints, this question is silly. Since they're in heaven, they're maximally peaceful and fulfilled. Thus, they feel no fear. However, because I am a jokey jokester who is liking to be telling the jokes, and because the whole premise of this RPG story arc is absurd on its face, I can't leave things at that. Instead, Joan pipes up and declares that she doesn't want burning alive to be part of the upcoming story, since it's how she was killed by her enemies on earth. 4. Joan is technically not an official martyr, having been sentenced for her private revelations and not for her faith in Christ. However, that’s not very hashtag Sigma, so I called her a martyr in this cartoon. If they have to revoke my Catholic cartoonist license for this, so be it. 5. After Joan says she doesn't want burning alive to be part of the game, the angel looks down at the monster he prepared for the end of the story: a fire-breathing dragon with a ton of fiery attacks. To accommodate Joan, he changes the "fire" dragon to an "ice" dragon and calls it good. He can fix the attack names later.

[vaxolang]

"Burning alive"

Acrylic painting on canvas

Size 50x35 cm

[rebeckeronie]

FLAREUP, BURNOUT, MELTDOWN.

Illustrated a sequence from our D&D game

(Wick | she/they/he)

[elliottoftheart]

Laketober day 25: Paradise

I like to think Caroline comforted Jakob in the end.

[ilianazzzblog-x]

Ugh it's too hot I'm dying I hate summer.. Can't wait for winter

[everythingyelloww]

Hey, I’m in the ER because my elderly mom fell and God hates me.

[glitterstargalaxy]

“Happy summer!!”

Me:

[furbyv0re]

trying to orient posts between mobile and web tumblr and getting distracted. i’m gonna end up Nuking a draft by accident.

also i feel like coyote peterson entering the sting zone every time i think about pressing the post button. i’m gonna get Stung by missing mistakes or something.

in the meantime, here’s an assortment of random tomo clips that. i forgot to fit into a video im ALSO struggling to post (it is Too damn big.)