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It always get me thinking if the best part of being into the Asexuals community is:

the confort and assurance that all members give to each other as valid people, making us feeling more on easy with ourselves

or the cake jokes.

i love i lik the bred memes and i love being ace so

My nayme is ace And wen its tyme For me to post Sum silli rymes I blok discours 2 mayke things grate I grab sum jyoose I eat sum cake

Peeps, peeps, I'm dying of laughter right now. I told my parents I'm ace, and now my dad won't stop making cake jokes. Current favourites include:

"What you call a cake with a cold? Coughee cake."

"What did the cake say to the fork? You want a piece of me?"

"What's the difference between cake and pie? πr2, cakes are round."

I made a really wonky rainbow cake so of course I had to tell my brother “this is the least straight cake I have ever made”

When a guy does the neck kiss thing

If you're a Bigender Ace, and I'm a Bigender Ace, who's stealing the cake????

We're both stealing the cake. Two Persona Bigender crime team.

Can you explain the cake jokes to me? And the pirate stuff? I'm pretty new to the whole ace scene...

the cake jokes came from somewhere deep in AVEN. someone said "cake is better than sex and things kinds escalated from there.

the pirate thing is something about "not caring for the booty" also being immune to sirens / mermaids

also I have "do what you want cause a pirate is free" stuck in my head that's why I quoted it in that other ask

I thought ace cake jokes were from portal's "the cake is a lie"

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