he didn’t think much of it at first. you said you were bored, he assumed it was one of those harmless cozy games. wrong. completely wrong.
he’s leaning over your shoulder, half paying attention while you scroll through menus, until suddenly? the ferris wheel scene starts.
first of all… why does that mii look like him.
second of all, why is bachira there.
third of all, WHY ARE THERE MORE PEOPLE SPAWNING???
bachira’s mii is mid-confession, all sparkles and soft music, and isagi’s already stiff like “okay… weird, but whatever–” and then chigiri just materializes next to him like some kind of romantic horror movie glitch.
“…why did he spawn in like that.”
you don’t answer. you’re too busy trying not to laugh.
and then rin pops up from UNDER THE SEAT.
isagi actually recoils. like physically leans back from your switch.
“WHAT IS HAPPENING.”
now it’s just three of them surrounding “him,” all pressuring him to choose like it’s some messed up dating show. he’s watching in absolute disbelief, trying to rationalize it like it’s a tactical formation.
“this isn’t even logical– why would they all confess at the same time? that’s inefficient?”
isagi’s mii ends up picking bachira.
…
isagi stares at the screen like his brain just blue-screened.
“… okay first of all, i would not–” he stops. restarts. “i’m not– i don’t– that’s not–”
he runs a hand through his hair, genuinely flustered now.
“bachira is my teammate. my friend. like– like a brother.”
he keeps talking. keeps trying to justify it. meanwhile you’re just sitting there watching his internal system collapse over a $60 life sim.
“why was rin under the seat.”
that’s the part that bothers him the most.
itoshi rin
he already looks irritated the moment he sees you holding your switch.
“what are you doing.”
“nothing.”
“that’s suspicious.”
he watches anyway. arms crossed. judging. silently.
and then he sees himself.
“why do i look like that…”
you don’t even get to respond before the confession scene starts.
his mii, standing there, delivering the most backhanded, emotionally constipated confession ever: “oh dear, idiot… you appear to be utterly smitten with me.”
rin’s eye twitches. “i would never say that.”
you’re shaking trying not to laugh.
he keeps watching, already annoyed, but then isagi’s mii hits him with the rejection.
“i’m… actually going out with kaiser already.”
pause.
rin’s brain stops.
and then his mii drops to its knees and starts crying.
“what the fuck.”
you can feel the disbelief radiating off him.
“what the hell is this bullshit?”
he’s staring at the screen like it’s making his eyes hurt.
“i would never do that.”
you raise an eyebrow. silently.
he doubles down immediately. “i wouldn’t confess like that, and i definitely wouldn’t cry.”
he’s still watching though. still staring.
and when the scene ends, he just clicks his tongue and looks away like he didn’t just witness the most slanderous portrayal of himself imaginable.
“delete that shit.”
itoshi sae
he wasn’t even supposed to be involved.
he’s literally just passing by. minding his business. probably about to grab water or something.
and then he glances at your screen.
“is that me?”
he stops walking. backs up. looks again.
it is him. unmistakably. same dead eyes, same color hair, just… chibi.
and then he notices who he’s arguing with.
“is that fucking bunny.”
you don’t even get to answer before he’s fully watching now.
reo’s mii is in the background, jumping up and down on the sand like he’s at a beach episode, completely ignoring the chaos while sae and bunny are just straight up throwing objects at each other.
random. objects.
a frying pan. a shoe. something that might be a coconut.
sae’s expression flattens. “are you serious right now.”
you’re losing it. actually losing it.
he watches his mii get hit in the head with something and just exhales through his nose.
“so this is what you do when you’re bored.”
there’s a pause.
“why am i fighting him.”
another pause.
“why am i losing.”
he sounds more annoyed about that part than anything else.
he doesn’t tell you to stop though.
he just stands there for a few more seconds, judging the entire situation, before walking off like he didn’t just get dragged into digital beach warfare against your “new favorite hobby.”
nagi seishiro
he’s draped over you. like fully. half his weight on your back, chin near your shoulder, watching the screen with zero energy.
he didn’t care at first.
until he sees himself as a mii.
“hey, that’s me. or should i say mii.”
you hum. unbothered.
and then the scene plays.
his mii looks all sparkly and confused, going: “i feel all mixed up… i like reo, but i also have feelings for isagi…”
nagi blinks. “what?”
he tilts his head slightly, watching more closely now.
nagi’s mii: “who do you think i really like?”
he immediately answers, without hesitation, right next to your ear: “you.”
like it’s obvious. like it’s stupid you’d even consider otherwise.
but you? you start SPAMMING the “you really like reo” option.
rapid tapping. no mercy.
nagi watches your fingers. then the screen. then you.
“you’re wrong.”
but he doesn’t stop you.
he just keeps watching as the game locks in your answer.
there’s a quiet hum from him.
“yeah, guess i like reo then.”
completely deadpan. zero resistance.
you turn your head like “???”
and he just shrugs against you, already settling back into his lazy posture.
“less work.”
liar. he literally just said he likes you two seconds ago.
mikage reo
this man is INVESTED.
like fully locked in.
he sat down next to you voluntarily. that already says everything.
because he saw nagi’s mii walking around earlier and immediately went: “wait, wait, what happens if he confesses to me?”
you made it happen.
now he’s watching the scene like it’s a live broadcast of his dreams.
nagi’s mii starts going off, full sparkles, full blush, whole speech: “what’s happening to me? looking at reo has got my heart racing…”
reo leans forward. eyes shining. “oh my gosh.”
nagi’s mii: “… could what i’m feeling for reo… be love?”
he grabs your arm. “IT IS. IT IS LOVE.”
you can’t even breathe from laughing.
nagi’s mii: “i’m going to take a deep breath and ask reo out!!!”
reo is literally on the edge of his seat now.
“YES NAGI, DO IT– ASK ME OUT– I PROMISE I’LL SAY YES–”
he’s acting like the mii can hear him.
like this is a real-time event.
when the confession actually goes through, he looks so satisfied. like he personally succeeded.
“see? meant to be.”
meanwhile, you’re sitting there thinking about how you literally manufactured this outcome like a puppet master.
he doesn’t care.
in his mind, this is canon now.
and honestly? he might ask you later how to make more scenes happen.
bachira meguru (mention of dr*gs, i don’t condone that)
he’s immediately hooked. like the SECOND he realizes you made him in the game, he’s already all up in your space, chin on your shoulder, eyes sparkling like this is the best thing that’s ever happened to him.
“you made me? and you? wait, are we neighbors?? do we hang out???”
he’s asking a million questions, barely letting you answer before the baby scene starts.
your mii and his mii are standing there, proud parents, holding this tiny pixel child like it’s the most important moment of their lives.
bachira is already soft.
“woah. we have a kid.”
he sounds weirdly emotional about it, too, like he’s actually processing this as a real scenario.
“what should we name–”
and then. the baby opens its mouth.
“ga! goo goo! edibles!”
there’s a pause.
a very long pause.
you and bachira both just go: “… oh!”
like your brains completely short-circuited at the exact same time.
meanwhile, your miis are celebrating like the baby just recited shakespeare. “she spoke!”
bachira LOSES IT.
he’s laughing so hard he’s actually leaning into you, clutching your arm.
“EDIBLES?? THAT’S HER FIRST WORD???”
he’s wheezing now.
“WHAT are you feeding her???”
but then he looks back at the screen, still giggling, and there’s this soft grin stuck on his face.
“our kid’s kinda funny though.”
he’s fully claiming that baby. no hesitation.
shidou ryusei
this man should NOT be allowed near your switch.
he’s already sprawled across your couch like he owns the place, one arm thrown over the backrest, watching you play with way too much interest.
then he sees the prompt: “an activity they should talk about is…”
you type: say gex.
he goes STILL for half a second.
then he starts SNICKERING.
“no way you actually–”
and then the scene plays.
sae’s mii walks up all casual like: “say gex?”
shidou immediately folds.
he’s already laughing before his mii even responds.
shidou’s mii: “okay. but check this out. visualize say gex… who do you want joining you?”
he is GONE. like actually gone.
he’s kicking his feet against the couch, head thrown back, laughing so loud it echoes.
“THIS IS SO REAL–”
and then sae’s mii says: “i mean, it’s not just because you’re asking, but… i’d pick you.”
shidou SLAPS the couch.
“YEAHHHH THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT–”
and when his mii goes: “i’m gonna pencil you in for say gex ASAP!”
he’s literally in tears. actual tears.
he wipes under his eye, still laughing, then leans over you, grinning like he just witnessed peak cinema.
“i WOULD say that to him.”
he says it so confidently too. zero shame.
“and he’d say yes. i know he would.”
you slowly turn your head. “i’m right here...”
he just pats your head like that somehow solves everything.
“you can watch.”
???
karasu tabito
he didn’t care at first. like at all.
he’s just sitting there next to you, scrolling on his phone, occasionally glancing at your screen like “yeah, cool, whatever.”
until you feed his mii.
he finally looks up properly when you say his name.
“what are ya doing.”
“feeding you.”
“that better not be anything weird…”
you give his mii a dih.
his mii stares at it.
then goes: “grilled cheese…”
karasu’s eyebrow twitches.
“that is NOT grilled cheese.”
you’re already laughing. like full-on shoulders shaking, trying not to drop your switch.
and then his mii just eats the whole thing.
no hesitation. no thoughts.
karasu watches in silence.
“yer telling me i just called that thing grilled cheese and ate it.”
you can’t even respond. you’re GONE.
he exhales slowly, dragging a hand down his face.
“ya got me out here looking stupid.”
but he keeps watching.
because lowkey? he wants to see what other nonsense his digital self is gonna do.
kaiser michael
this man took it PERSONAL the second you told him he could play.
he’s sitting right next to you, arm hooked over the back of your chair, watching the screen like it’s a competitive match.
“obviously, your character will fall for me.”
he says it like it’s already decided.
you just hum.
and then he tries to make it happen.
he lines up his mii. positions himself. times it perfectly.
“watch.”
he bumps into your mii.
except… he hits you WAY too hard.
your mii goes FLYING.
you gasp as you watch your chibi self get launched across the screen.
he freezes.
and then… you land in some random mii’s arms.
and this mii is… unfortunate. like. severely.
you BOTH go quiet.
“... who is that.”
your mii looks up at this rando. sparkles. blush. heart sound effect. you fall in love.
kaiser stands up immediately.
“THERE’S NO WAY.”
he’s pacing now. hands in his hair, actually offended.
“EXPLAIN THAT TO ME.”
you’re laughing so hard you can barely breathe.
“OUT OF EVERYONE? HIM???”
he points at the screen like that mii personally wronged him.
“that is NOT even a fair comparison.”
he’s genuinely heated.
“do it again.”
you refuse.
“DO IT AGAIN.”
he sounds like he’s about to start a rematch arc.
ness alexis
he’s sitting politely next to you.
calm. composed. normal.
he’s just curious to see how you made everyone.
until the restaurant scene starts.
it’s him and kaiser sitting together, having a casual conversation.
ness is already smiling softly like “oh, that’s kinda nice–”
and then his mii says: “i nearly choked on a tomato when i was a kid. haven’t been able to stomach it since.”
he pauses.
“... i don’t remember telling you that.”
you shrug.
kaiser’s mii responds: “oh. so glad i brought it up.”
ness lets out a small laugh. “that sounds like something he would–”
and then kaiser’s mii continues: “notice anything about me? i wore my favorite clothes just for you.”
ness nods a little, muttering to himself like “yeah, that makes sense–”
and then. his mii says: “oh, uh, really? i assumed you were just wearing whatever you slept in.”
silence. complete silence.
ness checks out.
his brain takes a second to process what just came out of his own mouth in the game.
you slowly turn to look at him.
he’s biting his lip. HARD. trying so desperately not to laugh. like his shoulders are starting to shake.
“… i would never say that.”
his voice is already cracking.
he covers his mouth. “i would never–”
he SNORTS.
immediately turns away, hiding his face in his hand.
“that’s so mean–”
he’s laughing now. quiet at first. then not so quiet.
“i would never say that to him–”
he absolutely would not.
but the fact that his mii just called kaiser’s favorite outfit pajamas? that’s brutal.
this hate train was getting crazy but honestly u deserve it bc ur fans are crazy
[제니 "like JENNIE" 가사]
[Intro]
Ha, c'mon, it's gon' be fucking hard
[Verse 1]
Special edition and your AI couldn't copy
I'm leaving clues in the fittin' room and it's hot tea
No, I'm not thinking 'bout no exes, know they miss me
I got the whole room spinning like it's tipsy
Don't bore us, take you to the chorus
[Chorus]
Who wanna rock with JENNIE?
Keep your hair done, nails done like JENNIE
Who else got 'em obsessed like JENNIE?
Like, like, like (JENNIE, JENNIE, JENNIE, JENNIE)
I think I really like (JENNIE, JENNIE, JENNIE)
Haters, they don't really like (JENNIE, JENNIE, JENNIE, JENNIE)
'Cause they could never ever be (JENNIE, JENNIE, JENNIE)
But have you ever met JENNIE, JENNIE, JENNIE, JENNIE?
JENNIE, JENNIE, JENNIE
It's JENNIE, JENNIE, JENNIE, JENNIE, JENNIE
hi legend……. luv ur fics SOOOOOO much…. would luv 2 read ur take on Sweet degrading praise + Dumbification & Dacryphilia with either Liam or Noelllyy (ur choice 💘♥︎) ILY!
now this is my SONNBBBBBBBBGGGGGGGG TURN THIS SHIT UP ANON!!!!!!!!!!!!
i imagine in my correct opinion that these fit well w 2000s emo shaggy hair liam and evil dilf noel…… walk with me for a couple of minute while i nerd out
ok so 2000s liam would soooo be into dacryphilia and dumbification when you’ve made him JEALOUS ok.. tugging u into the green room after he caught u talking to a roadie, forcing u down on ur knees so he can shove his dick to the back of ur throat…….. curling over u so he can mutter how “ur so fuckin’ stupid baby, thought i wouldnt see ya talkin’ to him? pressing his dick deeeeeoer so he can laugh when you gag and your eyes tear up, keeping it there so long u can’t even breathe, snickering when u keep crying and grabbing at his thighs to try and get him to let up….. ohhhhhh i feel sick i feel SICK
AND THEN dilf noel… ok walk w me…… sleepy sex mmmmmm he’s been at th studio all day, u were super tired falling asleep on the couch waiting for him… n when he comes home he pulls u into his lap,,,,,, just for him to sigh when y start kissing his neck all needy fro wanting him and sleep at the same time, muttering into your hair “y’want me don’t you love? yeah? your body just screaming fer it darlin’” hands running over ur thighs to tug ur sleep shorts aside…… and when he thrusts in and u cry out from the sudden pain, he’s pressing kisses to your cheeks, kissing away the little tears pricking at your eyes, “so good y’re crying yeah?” laughing as he shakes his head.. his big hands coming under ur thighs to fuck u up and down on his dick…
We got fucking Lady Whistledown (enhablrconfession) over here saying she's gon reveal her main today. this is so pathetic... at your grown age? Acting like a fucking middle schooler?? I just know she's gonna back out or try to shift the blame to a random author. She knows showing herself is gonna get her to be either bullied off the platform or become a social outcast. I hope this bitch knows we all out for her ass.
i have a question: why in the world do sum ppl call konata, kagami and the other girls from lucky star "l0libait" and "sh0tas" aren't they in highschool tf??
