#canooon

[marauderswolf22]

remus would have this handsome loud laugh with his mouth covered by his hand, closed eyes and leaning back

sirius would have this crazy adorable laugh when he cries, punch tables and folds in half with huge, honest smile on his face

[bedeliainwonderland]

Just hashing out the details.

Bedannibal + texts from last night

[zinilimehelkokemi]

(Late April Fools)

Sanji: so uhh marimo, I'm pregnant and it's your child. *Scratches his neck bc he's embarrassed*

Zoro blinking non-stop: What, so I'm going to be your child's father too?

Sanji: too?

Zoro nodding: Luffy said the same thing awhile ago.

Sanji fuming with anger: YOU CHEATER! AND YOU SAID I'M THE ONLY ONE?! MOTHER FUCKER GO DIE!! *Left running*

Zoro Stoned: uhh *runs after him* *grabs his elbow*

Sanji: don't touch me you fucking cheater! *Kicks*

Zoro: *dodges still holding his elbow firmly* cook, you know it's april fools today.

Sanji: and? *Not making eye contact*

Zoro: And I know you're not pregnant Luffy neither, you're both males for goddamn sake.

Sanji: that's not the point here Marimo! *Kicks* *left*

//Then Sanji ignored Zoro for 2 and half weeks while Zoro still confused what did he say wrong//

//then a realization struck Zoro//

//running towards Sanji while collecting laundry//

//Sanji acted like his marimo's not there//

Zoro: cook, you know it's almost 3 weeks and uh--

Sanji: *tries to walk away as if he didn't heard him at all*

Zoro: hey *stopped Sanji from leaving* babe... You know, Luffy's got already Law, right?

Sanji: so? That doesn't mean you can't do it with Luffy right? You did him right?

Zoro: who told you?

Sanji: you said it for yourself goddamn Moss head! You said you were going to be his child's—

Zoro: cook, it's april fools...

Sanji:....

[chalorine]

Me after reading Tokyo Ghoul latest chapter :

[marauderswolf22]

remus would be wriggling, overturning and sliding his 6,2ft tall body when he was sleeping in the same bed as sirius, but sirius being his short cutie wouldn't mind it

[marauderswolf22]

if you think that sirius and james wouldn't draw a huge dick on remus face while he was sleeping during their 1st-3rd year, you're oficially delusional

[marauderswolf22]

Remus "love you you stupid drama queen" Lupin

Sirius "love you more you welsh" Black

[marauderswolf22]

Sirius black would try to earn money by making prank on someone' exes in hogwarts to be able to buy artist' merch and go to their concert