Casstoons: Night of the living toxic fans
Cass:(directs three guys into a house)"HIDE!"
(Cass and Steph follow in, they close the door, bolt it with wooden planks)
Cass:(looks at the three guys)"Okay, why do they want to-"
Voices outside: "SYNDER! TYNION! YOU HACKS! CREEPS! YOU MADE CASS A KILLER! WELL WE'LL-"
(The three guys are revealed to be Scott Snyder, James Tynion IV and Joshua Williamson)
Scott Snyder: (sighs, talks to both Cass and Steph) "It was yet another comic reboot so we wrote you another origin story-"
James Tynion: "-yet we still kept the spirits of your original characters alive and well for new and old readers alike-"
Joshua Williamson: "-but these guys? They accuse us of "destroying you even more" and with every new story, we're quote-on-quote "sodomizing your corpses."
Cass and Steph:(wincing)"EEEEYISSHHH!"
Joshua Williamson: "And now-"
Voices Outside: "WILLIAMSON! YOU STOLE CASS' TOURNAMENT ARC! GAVE IT TO DAMIAN! SPAT IN OUR FACES! WE'LL KILL YOU! RIP YOU LIMB FROM-"
Steph: "Ugh! These delusional jerks! They think all these authors have "secret agenda," that all companies work "the Image Comics way," that The Big Two have been infiltrated by "fascism apologists" who insert pro-Nazi messages everywhere!"
Cass: "WHAT.IDIOTS. Glad we got Marguerite Bennett and Vita Ayala out of here. Sure, they knew very little about me but they did their best."
(Forces bang hard against the door. Cass, Steph Snyder, Tynion and Williamson push back against the door.)
(Rick and Morty join in to help)
Morty: "Oh Cass, sure wish more fans shared your attitude."
Rick: "Yeah! *BURP* (shouts at the fans) KEEP DOING THIS AND YOU'LL MAKE OUR FANS LOOK LIKE SAINTS!"