#comedy skit

[legbootlegit]

this pill wasn't what I thought 🦐

[ryan-nerdy-goober]

[eyeoftheeagle]

😎 performance 💫

[vintage-tigre]

"ONE TRACK LOVER" - just wait til the chorus

timeless 80s classic sung by Matt Berry, Richard Ayoade ~ from the Garth Marenghi Dark Place series (2004) ft Alice Lowe and Matthew Holness

[shyjusticewarrior]

DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 238

[At a Chinese restaurant]

Jason, reading fortune: "You will commit a crime in three minutes."

Tim: That's pretty direct.

Jason: Right?

Jason: What does yours say?

Duke: Mine says "you will witness a crime in three minutes."

Jason: Tim, what does yours...?

Tim: "You will die in three minutes."

Duke: Jay, I think you're going to kill Tim.

Jason: No, I'm not. Why would I do that?

Tim:, standing up: I got to get out of here.

[vorpalfae]

❦ 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖆 𝕽𝖎𝖈𝖈𝖎 𝖔𝖓 𝕲𝖔𝖙𝖍 𝕿𝖆𝖑𝐤 ❦

[thatpikmin-in-your-hair]

I feel like this would be accurate..

Mind you Avery doesn’t WANT to drive because his arm hurts, he probably could drive.

[strange-birdy-me]

Every Episode of Good Omens (and Inside No. 9) in 45 seconds.

Shared it for the Good Omens bit, but seriously Alasdair Beckett-King is a great comedian. Check him out.