Aziraphale (the version you want :=))
Oooh, I’ve never done him!! (I mean… argh no) …right, let’s go for show!Aziraphale, because it’s him I fell in love with first.
Favourite thing about them: how soft he is. He’s basically a hobbit. He’s fluffy and pudgy and queer and absolutely unapologetic until that arsehole Gabriel shames him for it. Also he’s not kind, not exactly? But he loves with all his heart.
Least favourite thing about them: the fact that it took him 6,000 years before he admitted that he didn’t want Armageddon to happen and that he and Crowley were friends husbands LIKED EACH OTHER, for god’s sake. (granted, considering what would Happen to him if he asked too many questions… it’s understandable.)
Favourite line: I mean, it would be way too easy to go for his “oh, fuck” :D When Shadwell barges in and barks, “You monster! Seducing women to do your evil will!” and our angel, very seriously and very politely, replies “Oh I think perhaps you’ve got the wrong shop.” Just… The phrasing. The delivery. The “This man has horrible timing but now THIS is completely ridiculous” look in his eyes. It’s hilarious.
brOTP: Crowley.
OTP: CrowleyCrowleyCrowleyCrowleyCrowley. I have rarely shipped something as hard as I ship these two.
nOTP: anyone besides Crowley, really :3
Random headcanon: absolutely has been the protector of LGBTQ+ people ever since laws and religions started hating on them, and his bookshop has been a refuge for many a lost youth in search of warmth and human decency, or scared people running from the police. Aziraphale is something of an urban legend in Soho lore.
Unpopular opinion: He’s not very good with children. They’re sticky and loud and unpredictable and Crowley is much, much better at handling them.
Song I associate with them: Dead Sara’s “Heaven’s Got a Back Door” when he finally says “no, I’m not doing this”. “I’m through feeling sorry / For the things that I can’t choose / If I made it this far being who I am / Maybe heaven’s got a back door too”.
Favourite picture of them: well, first I thought of his Look™ in the Bastille, or the Longing Gaze in the church, but then -
I mean, come on, he’s practically a cartoon XD







