small christmas themed skit before it leaves my mind forever (yes i know it’s november)
The Batfam takes every holiday very seriously. No they don’t i’m lying, they joke every holiday, and it’s the same four people trying to actually make plans within the family. (no i won’t elaborate on who those four are)
However, when it comes to Christmas, they have specifically set rules in every. single. aspect.
Gifts? Rules
Decor? Rules
Invites? Surprisingly lenient in that!
Clothing? SO MANY RULES
(no Dick, you CANNOT wear that sweater. Duke i see you looking online, take it OUT OF YOUR CART!)
Elaborating in the gift rules; Gifting items aren’t required but everyone does it due to the immense amount of guilt tripping everyone does after christmas.
(Jason forgot ONE gift and Steph still brings it up whenever he gets a bit too sassy with her)
Typically, everyone gifts at least 2 per person, one is something bought from a store, no card limit as long as it’s reasonable. (Rule was made after Damian tried buying a whole country. It was for himself.)
However, the second gift would be either self made, or personally altered to fit the person it would be given to. It isn’t an actual rule, being more so something that would be tradition after Cass made everyone cry with a personal painting. (She had teamed with Damian that Christmas)
The second gift would always be more personal, the batfam choose to open those in more private areas in the manor, meeting in sentimental rooms and even privately gifting those to each other prior to the exchange.
Lots of rules are involved in the Christmas fun, and those were just some in the gift giving. Imagine the clothing?















